Mike Luckovich for October 05, 2018

Did you find the perjury that was caught by TV cameras and broadcast across the country?

Yes, but we can’t comment on it. We were hamstrung by the wh.

No interviews of the two principles? Unbelievable frauds are just the order of the day with these clowns. Those trunks seem to be snorting a lot of coke, no, not Clarence Thomas Coke.

I wonder if the trumpster is going to yell “FAKE” at the report? Snerk. Our government is a sham

Not an investigation, a COVER UP.

FBI Director Chris Wray was also a student at Yale, two years behind Kavanaugh, but overlapping by two years. His boss, Rod Rosenstein, was Kavanaugh’s partner as top advisors to Ken Starr’s investigation of consensual oral sex and has lobbied hard in support of Kavanaugh. Trump limited the scope of the investigation, and Wray and Rosenstein have no intent of questioning anyone who can actually corroborate the allegations.

Numerous additional witnesses offered to testify and to provide supporting documentation and evidence, but were turned away. The FBI did not questions Dr Blasey Ford or Kavanaugh, including not interrogating Kavanaugh about the meanings of terms he wrote in his Yearbook entry such as, “FFFF,” “boofing” and “Devil’s triangle,” and why he LIED UNDER OATH when he gave false definitions for those terms.

The right says he didn’t assault. Everyone sees the perjury so let’s focus on the assault. What a load of party over country.

Russian Collusion: How dare trump and the republicans besmirch the good name of the FBI! They do NOT play favorites, they investigate crimes in an unbiased, independent, lawful and extremely competent manner.Uncorroborated sexual assault allegations: Conspiracy! The fix is in! The FBI is biased and unethical!LOL

Did anyone else see trump board a plane with tp on his shoe? I have chased strangers down a hall to help them remove this. Think of all the people who must have seen it. Shows how little they think of him. SNL skit in the making.

Didn’t Collins say that she thought it was a “thorough investigation”? All the Republican senators (+ Manchin) were looking for was an excuse to vote Yes on Kavanaugh. They got it.

Sexist Republicans lie cheat and steal at every turn, vote them out.

Borowitz was dead on:

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—As the F.B.I. hurries to complete its supplemental background check of the Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh, twenty million witnesses have come forward claiming that they saw Kavanaugh lie under oath.

According to the witnesses, they can remember the place where they saw Kavanaugh lie, a hearing room in the United States Senate, and the exact date and time, this past Thursday afternoon.

Despite the striking similarity of their stories, the twenty million witnesses to Kavanaugh’s mendacity said that they were having trouble getting in touch with the F.B.I., even though lying to the Senate is a federal crime and thus within the Bureau’s jurisdiction.

“I called my local F.B.I. office and was told to call the Bureau’s toll-free tip line,” Harland Dorrinson, a resident of Toledo, Ohio, said. “I did that, but the mailbox for Kavanaugh tips was full.”

Carol Foyler, a Mobile, Alabama, resident who said that she, too, witnessed Kavanaugh lie under oath, expressed frustration at the artificial deadline of the F.B.I.’s probe. “One week is not nearly enough time to interview twenty million people,” she said.

In Washington, Senator Lindsey Graham furiously rejected the witnesses’ version of events, arguing, “This is a classic case of he-said/twenty million said.”

“If lying in the United States Senate is a crime, none of us is safe,” Graham added.

“If lying to the Senate is a crime none of us is safe”… Apparently it isn’t. You can come out from under the bed now….

Let’s point out a tad bit of reality (because SOMEBODY damn well should!) It never really was about Roe v. Wade. It was always about Mueller v. Traitor.

I don’t understand Democrats who whine about the Clintons. Clinton kept us out of many conflicts and the economy was good. Joe Manchin, on the other hand, what is he good for? Hey Democrats, you wanna bitch about another Democrat, Joe Manchin is your man.

Yeah, funny thing about not talking to most of the witnesses who’ve come forward— it turns out you can avoid learning what you don’t want to report.

Goodbye, Susan Collins.

I don’t know about anyone else but I am reaching the deep depression stage. This is just unbelievable.

Is it just me or is the elephant starting to look like Mitch McConnell?

There are no more moderate Republicans. Susan Collins isn’t one. Jeff Flake is not running for president. Lisa Murkowski voted present instead of no. They are all awful. They only want to do for themselves to stay in office.