Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 06, 2018

That’s ok, Pig doesn’t even know what he himself is talking about.

If Greta said influenza shot, would pig have thought in flew in the shot?

It is always goose hunting season. Even the flu is hunting goose.

Fortunately this is a Canada Goose and the cost of the doctor’s visit is covered.

Poor Pig must be suffering from swine flu.

Take care, Greta. Avian Flu isn’t a joking matter!

Greta have Larry Croc explain Pig to you …….Tis some form of Pig Latin…

As usual, Pig is listening with his Abbot and Costello filter on!

How can you? He squeals and you honk.

And often, neither does Pastis…

Neither does that dumb Pig.

Got to avoid that bird flu.

Pastis does.

Dad referred to the flu as “Henflewinthawinda”.

Maybe Greta knew Pig was going to eat pâté for lunch.

Took me wayyyy too long to get this one. :)

I’ve gotten an American goose but never a Canadian goose. Is there a difference (besides saying “eh” afterward?)…

You’ll understand what he says – when pigs fly.

I understood him perfectly and it made me laugh out loud. Uh, oh!

that joke’s a stretch, funnies’ man

The correct term is Canada Goose, except in Winnipeg, where it’s just a goose.

What? No last panel of Rat berating Pastis for his lame puns?

That reminds me. I need to get my flu shot right away.

This one took me a minute….

I agree, Greta. Pig has raised misinterpretation and naivete to the level of Fine Art….

Say good night, Pig.

Did the shot come from the chimney?

She has a name? She’s not just “Goose”?

I don’t get it. could someone explain please