I used to wonder whether the Count von Count was supposed to be a vampire or just someone who resembled one. Apparently, there was more evidence for the former in his early days, as when he didn’t cast a reflection.
Three vampires sit down in a bar and the server asks them what they’ll have. “Blood!” “Blood!” “Plasma!” She calls to the bartender, “Hey, Harry, give my two Bloods and a Blood Lite!”
‘No,’ the vampire says, ‘just bring me a cup of warm water. I’ve brought my own tea bag.’ He reaches into his jacket pocket and brings out a cluster of toilet paper, unwrapping it to reveal a bloody tampon. The barkeep says, ‘I thought you said it was a tea bag.’ ‘No,’ the vampire replies, ‘that would just keep me up all day.’
Fantom Premium Member over 5 years ago
The zombie will have brains.
electricshadow Premium Member over 5 years ago
What will the werewolf order, a moonwalk?
WCraft Premium Member over 5 years ago
And Wolfie, there on the floor, could use Hair of the Dog…
Stephen Gilberg over 5 years ago
I used to wonder whether the Count von Count was supposed to be a vampire or just someone who resembled one. Apparently, there was more evidence for the former in his early days, as when he didn’t cast a reflection.
SheMc over 5 years ago
Ah yes, each to his own!!! Cheers!
Zen-of-Zinfandel over 5 years ago
Cousin Itt would like a barking spider with extra rum.
Nyckname over 5 years ago
…, made with real blood.
gcarlson over 5 years ago
Three vampires sit down in a bar and the server asks them what they’ll have. “Blood!” “Blood!” “Plasma!” She calls to the bartender, “Hey, Harry, give my two Bloods and a Blood Lite!”
Spock over 5 years ago
Bloody Anne will do, too. But the screwdriver needs to support the correct direction of rotation.
!!ǝlɐ⅁ Premium Member over 5 years ago
‘No,’ the vampire says, ‘just bring me a cup of warm water. I’ve brought my own tea bag.’ He reaches into his jacket pocket and brings out a cluster of toilet paper, unwrapping it to reveal a bloody tampon. The barkeep says, ‘I thought you said it was a tea bag.’ ‘No,’ the vampire replies, ‘that would just keep me up all day.’