Bloom County 2019 by Berkeley Breathed for August 21, 2018

Careful Bill remember what happened the last time you associated with herr Drumph? Do you really want to go through bleaching out your brain pan again?

FIGURES…

real Atticus Finch stuff

Bill will provide a more coherent argument for the Rump. Ach,phht.

Um, Bill? It works better if you drop trou before you sit down.

Rudi can take Bill’s place, no one will notice the difference. Truth isn’t Truth, after all.

Time, once again, to post:

SINKING SHIP SEEKS RATS:

• Are you a lawyer who’s down on his or her luck?

• Would you like your choice of hundreds of crimes to defend?

• Can you write fiction “on the fly”?

• Did you skip most of the classes on legal ethics in law school?

• Do you have Fox pundit experience?

• Have you ever played a lawyer on TV?

• Have you ever BEEN on TV?

• Are you fluent in Russian and are you loyal to Mother Russia?

• Do you have experience laundering money and/or intimidating witnesses?

• Can you sensitively counsel and indulge an unstable and obviously guilty client?

• Can you be dog-loyal beyond all reason to your client?

• Do you enjoy dining on Big Macs, KFC, and crow?

• Must be able to wait for retainer/payment.

• Familiarity with the undersides of buses a plus.

THEN LOOK NO FURTHER: Presidential attorney is the job for you!

Bill is MUCH TOO SMART to Join the Trumpski “administration”! (We hope…)

Well, truth is not truth, after all.

Hey, is that Fish from Pooch Cafe on Bill’s head there?

Bill is uniquely suited to represent the TOTUS – after all, they shared a brain a while back, so he intimately knows the inner workings of the BLOATUS SCROTUS’ mind!

Bill is the least competent character in comic strip history. Yet, truth is stranger than fiction. Therefore………

Rudy and Bill for 2020!! YAY!!!!

See? I told you it was Bill who saved the day the other day! Now is his chance for recognition in the legal profession and harassment by mobs of violent haters every time he goes out to eat or to his litterbox to…meditate. Bill the Cat carries BB’s water!

Yerp. Opus is too smart.