I lost a lens from my reading glasses in a Goodwill thrift store once. I heard a strange sound as I was walking down the aisle, didn’t know what it was until I got home and put on my “one-lens” glasses, DING went my memory, back to the store went me, I found it unscathed under a rack of gaudy t-shirts. (the end)
I one knew a woman, who many years ago lost a contact on the campus of Temple U. She searched the grass and sidewalk for over 30 minutes and gave up. The next day while walking the same rout, she glanced down and saw the lens.
My wife lost the diamond out of her ring. I asked her to recall everything she had done the previous day and I began retracing all her actions. After about 3 hours I found the diamond in a stack of bath towels. Talk about a save!
As a card-carrying schlemiel, I can identify with Earl. My manifestation of this phenomena is when I’m working on a home project, say: plumbing, and I need a certain kind of wrench. I know I have one of these wrenches, but after searching in vain for it, I finally give up, drive to Home Depot for a new one, return to finish the project – then look for a special place to hang it on the pegboard in the garage – and find the other one. (sigh)
Templo S.U.D. over 5 years ago
time to go to the optometrist
jagedlo over 5 years ago
Of course he would step on it!
David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault over 5 years ago
Mission accomplished. Missing no more. Lens no more.
Alien-X over 5 years ago
Trip to LensCrafters coming up!
Gameguy49 Premium Member over 5 years ago
I lost a lens from my reading glasses in a Goodwill thrift store once. I heard a strange sound as I was walking down the aisle, didn’t know what it was until I got home and put on my “one-lens” glasses, DING went my memory, back to the store went me, I found it unscathed under a rack of gaudy t-shirts. (the end)
jpayne4040 over 5 years ago
Hey, you actually remembered correctly, Earl!
Fiammata over 5 years ago
……..Aw.
Cminuscomics&stories Premium Member over 5 years ago
Lenses are not made of glass. How old are your spectacles, Earl?
Breadboard over 5 years ago
Well Earl somewhere you should still have an old set of glasses…….just don’t break that set also !
Display over 5 years ago
I could see my way clear to agree with Earl. It’s time someone put their foot down about loose lens.
jslabotnik over 5 years ago
Pulverized!
VICTOR PROULX over 5 years ago
I one knew a woman, who many years ago lost a contact on the campus of Temple U. She searched the grass and sidewalk for over 30 minutes and gave up. The next day while walking the same rout, she glanced down and saw the lens.
ms-ss over 5 years ago
My wife lost the diamond out of her ring. I asked her to recall everything she had done the previous day and I began retracing all her actions. After about 3 hours I found the diamond in a stack of bath towels. Talk about a save!
1953Baby over 5 years ago
Geez, Earl, do you mean to tell me you’ve only got one pair of glasses? I’ve got one for every room in the house. . .and I still can never find them!
pcolli over 5 years ago
People are always finding lost contact lenses under their eyelids….. some have been there for years!
dtegtmeier51 over 5 years ago
Who didn’t see that coming….?
Walter Kocker Premium Member over 5 years ago
As a card-carrying schlemiel, I can identify with Earl. My manifestation of this phenomena is when I’m working on a home project, say: plumbing, and I need a certain kind of wrench. I know I have one of these wrenches, but after searching in vain for it, I finally give up, drive to Home Depot for a new one, return to finish the project – then look for a special place to hang it on the pegboard in the garage – and find the other one. (sigh)
Sailor46 USN 65-95 over 5 years ago
Well, one answer was not to take his glasses off so that he couldn’t see out of both eyes vice just not seeing out of one.