Brevity by Dan Thompson for August 31, 2018

She no longer seems to be wearing a braided chain, made of finest silver from the north of Spain.

You’ll be even finer…if you go to Carolina (North or South) and have a long bath.

Don’t believe him, Brandy. The sea kicked him out for not being an honest man.

“Fair maid, it’s me, I’m home from the sea”, said Barnacle Bill the Sailor.

well, if you’re going to bring up this little tune, then here it is:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DVx8L7a3MuE

Say hello to The Sailor Who Fell From Grace With The Sea. This won’t end well.

It’s a sad song about a dumb man. Never leave the one you love!

I have always disliked that song…

Not where the chain is visible in public, at least. Piercings aren’t a new thing, you know.

Was his marriage to the sea unconsummated?

Notice he didn’t say what a fine wife she would be. Run, Brandy!

Good one! When I was in highschool, someone played that song everyday on the juke box!

His life, his lover, his lady is the sea. I don’t think he claimed he was married to the ocean.

Anyone see Guardians of the Galaxy II? That song is a sort of theme song for one of the characters.

She doesn’t seem to sea it his way.

I should have changed that stupid lock, I should have made you leave your key if I’d have thought for just one second you’d be back to bother me!