Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for August 20, 2018

…just In time to wake up for dinner…

Well, a little siesta after lunch is good for you.

I’m at that age where waking up makes me sleepy.

So drop the heels and don slippers. Much nicer.

Been there, done that.

Ten years as a teacher gave me a routine, and I could awake at sunrise and stick to a schedule. Then, 12 years of shift-based editing and three of freelancing robbed me of all sense of time that I can sleep when I want to, nowadays!

Wait until they get to the age where breakfast wipes them out.

Nothing new at our house.

Who does the dishes?

Don’t fight it. Just enjoy the nap.

Yeah, it sucks when you reach 900 years.

That’s what a bad diet will do to you.

I ain’t there yet!

Nooner!

Actually most everyone is.

I’m in bed reading this, guess what i’m gonna do after i finish reading the rest of my comics..

Breakfast wipes me out.