Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rod Whigham for August 16, 2018

So the two Milford kids are the only honest ones on the whole course? This is outrageous!

The Milford kids are going to find it hard to qualif at a qualifer like this.

P1, Is that like an aquifer?

P2, And a partridge in a pear tree.

P3, Creative? Yeah, that’s it.

In all reality , Double D will come charging out of the rough with the Pirate TV Action News Team for an ambush interview of the cheaters and expose the massive Junior Golf cheating scandel .

This strip needs a prfrdr

With that snazzy cap, Tony Paul reminds me of a nerdy Reggie from the Cosby Kids.

Technically, when you go OB, that’s a penalty stroke, so that’s NOT par in P1. This story is beyond stupid in that these clowns get away with stroke shaving so easily.

I didn’t see anything even when the nice guys from the sanitation department were unloading a rolled carpet in the bunker at the fourth hole at 2:50am.

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How about making the football season more exciting by not having officials there either, and letting the players decide where to spot the ball?

I inherited a passionate dislike for golf from my dad, who considered it “a boring rich man’s sport.” Good thing for everyone else though! I would’ve been dangerous swinging a metal club around in the air.

Panel one:

Bow to your partner, bow to your corner.

All join hands, and circle to the left…

Now circle to the right…

Square your sets, you’re lookin’ out of sight!

“Promenade one and all together,

Promenade one and all with your partner by your side!

All join hands, and circle to the left,

OK now let’s circle to the right!”

Bear; ‘splain’ it to the city slickers.

I think it’s going to be great when one of these young Bobby Jones breaks the course record when he turns in his scorecard. Shrugs, " No big deal, like, really."

That smug, little J.O. in P2 sez it like it really happened