They say that people and their pets often look alike. I suspect that the goldfish are actually a deflection from his, uh, challenged face, and that his real soul pet is hidden in his pocket. Is that a naked mole rat in your pocket, or are you just excited to see us?
This escapee from a Picasso-inspired cosmetic surgery laboratory run by a mad, goldfish-hating scientist-villain is pathetic (in the literal sense). His plight puts me in mind of Vincent Price and other masters of the macabre (The Abominable Dr. Phibes; House of Wax; Mr. Sardonicus; Phantom of the Opera; etc.)….
Baslim the Beggar Premium Member almost 6 years ago
It would be a stretch to call him handsome.
Baslim the Beggar Premium Member almost 6 years ago
Someone did not clearly understand the concept of a facelift…
SumoSasquatch (aka a boy named Su) almost 6 years ago
When you think about all the goldfish varieties with jacked-up eyes, is it any wonder that he’s so sensitive about his goldfish kiosk being mocked?
Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr almost 6 years ago
Well , that was interesting to scroll up through.
Somehow I got “monkfisk” (Popeye pronunciation) out of that.
Mad-ge Dish Soap almost 6 years ago
The right fitting Speedo™ becomes a major plus in it’s place…yet to small, this is what your wood will cause.
Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 6 years ago
Mocking a person’s goldfish kiosk has to be the most irredeemable of coupons.
coltish1 almost 6 years ago
The earrings are really making it.
Howard'sMyHero almost 6 years ago
The one earring is made of solid lead ….
Radish the wordsmith almost 6 years ago
Trey Gowdy’s love child.
Larry Miller Premium Member almost 6 years ago
I thought I would check out some cubist art and make an intelligent comment. Then I saw a cubist Donald Trump and . . .
Linguist almost 6 years ago
There’s no sense in constantly carping about their kiosk !
Howard'sMyHero almost 6 years ago
The word “kiosk” conjures up visions of all sorts of saleable items and “malled” proprietors ….
6turtle9 almost 6 years ago
They say that people and their pets often look alike. I suspect that the goldfish are actually a deflection from his, uh, challenged face, and that his real soul pet is hidden in his pocket. Is that a naked mole rat in your pocket, or are you just excited to see us?
Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 6 years ago
I think I know that guy. He’s all right, but really touchy about his goldfish.
Mad-ge Dish Soap almost 6 years ago
His gold card phish at the kiosk is a brilliant way of pay me, no mocking my man.
Sisyphos almost 6 years ago
This escapee from a Picasso-inspired cosmetic surgery laboratory run by a mad, goldfish-hating scientist-villain is pathetic (in the literal sense). His plight puts me in mind of Vincent Price and other masters of the macabre (The Abominable Dr. Phibes; House of Wax; Mr. Sardonicus; Phantom of the Opera; etc.)….