Close to Home by John McPherson for July 26, 2018

Not as sorry as we are!

Same Here !

Will he do that in jail?

If that plant leaf needs to be that long, I can see him being pretty popular in jail.

Great moments in phallic art.

I just nude that would happen!

Hey Jude, I saw you nude…Don’t try to fake it, I saw you naked!

Congratulations, that mattress is now yours! You contaminate it, you bought it!

I’m not sure that much body hair constitutes “nude”!

Is that the guy that went to Planet Fitness and stripped down to do Yoga?

“We’re gonna need a bigger fern.”

Where are the wife’s shoes? She’s barefoot too!

Tune in tomorrow, for “Burning the Mattress”…

Maybe these two are attempting to reenact one of the scenes in a porn version of the 60’s film “Beach blanket bingo”? Where Annette asks Frankie “What’s up baby?”

Any body out there work for a mattress retailer? I’d be willing to bet that that has actually happened somewhere!

One blue light special coming up.

My eyes!!