Henry Payne for July 12, 2018

Hard hitting editorial cartoon here Mr. Payne./s

Good for Seattle.

Payne and his cohorts are too dim to remember that straws can be made of ..wait for it … nice, biodegradable paper.

I see Mr. Payne-in-the-ass has never heard of stainless steel straws. You can buy them from amazon.com….

Get a permanent straw, they exist and reuse it, what a concept.

Yup, plastic straws. What a Payne

I picture Henry as one of the die-hards looking forward to driving his retro internal combustion powered auto under an antique car dome 30 years from now.

Power steering is the worst invention ever.

Straws are for children. DRIVE when your behind the wheel. No toys at the dinner table, remember?

I gave up straws, it was getting to be a pain going to the ocean to dispose of them!

This is theatre of the absurd.

To be honest you shouldn’t be busy drinking while you drive anyway. Yeah, I know y’all do it, but shame on you.

Buy and use your own straws. Good plastic permanent multi-use straws are available as are paper ones. Costco, Sam’s or even Amazon. Check you local supermarket. Gezz, what a pain is Payne. Poor snowflake.

Just another dog whistle issue for the right.

Yeah, it’s pretty normal for Payne to make a cartoon that is stupid.

Then, he draws one like this that goes above and beyond.

.

Henry evidently believes that there is a great need for more plastics in the ocean.

Oh well, at least he still hates Obama.

Is it my imagination or out of all of the Cartoonists on Go Comics, Payne’s are the most trivial. How many cartoons have we gotten in the six weeks about electric automobiles? Trump striking import automobiles with golf club ( as if there is an distinction in today’s market) the Global warming sacrifice of the internal combustion engine

Comics like this make me fairly certain that Payne is the comic strip equivalent of an Internet troll. He doesn’t actually believe the nonsense in his comics, he just draws idiotic stuff to rile people up.

Well, Henry perhaps you should watch this video of a plastic straw being extracted from the nose of a sea turtle:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wH878t78bw

Not for the faint of heart like Henry.

This is why you shouldn’t drink and drive.