MythTickle by Justin Thompson for July 09, 2018

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    Twonky  almost 6 years ago

    I much prefer Rugby!

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    WaitingMan  almost 6 years ago

    The main reason soccer isn’t big in America is that Americans don’t have the attention span to go 45 minutes without a commercial break. Also, the United States Men’s National Team sucks.

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    Durak Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    The main reason football isn’t big in American is because of American football.

    And then there is Title IX, which requires schools spend as much on girls sports as boys. Since most “girls” sports aren’t as expensive as American football, this is difficult to do for many school districts. So along comes soccer/football, which ends up being a “girls” sport because the adult males all push the boys into American football. We’ll never see an American men’s football team win the World Cup. Unless we buy players from other countries.

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    Willywise52 Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    They fall down,untouched,repeatedly,and writhe,repeatedly,still…untouched…

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    PoodleGroomer  almost 6 years ago

    American football players fall down when 300 pounds of defender lands on them.

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    TheBigPickle  almost 6 years ago

    You misspelled “soccer”, Justin…

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    prrdh  almost 6 years ago

    Sir Dudley isn’t very interested if the Italian team isn’t playing.

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    Stephen Gilberg  almost 6 years ago

    Magic? This isn’t the Quidditch World Cup, is it?

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    Sisyphos  almost 6 years ago

    Sir Dudley the Diver seems to understand soccer more than those casual enthusiasts do!

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    bakana  almost 6 years ago

    Dudly. Missing the point again.

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