Jeff Danziger for June 28, 2018

He’s definitely got the slime concession locked up.

Tarzan? More like, George of the Bungle!

♪♫ Trump, Trump, Trump of the jungle…Watch out for that…

Tarzan of the swamp crocodiles, out hunting immigrant kids.

He just grabbed a stronger vine with a new Supreme Court choice.

If he were to fall and drown or be eaten by an alligator, then the swamp would be fulfilling its natural function of a cleansing element.

And the Apes are STILL smarter…

I was thinking of the measure of my weakness

Like so many I condemn and do not know

And I bowed my head, what have we done

We’ve got our freedom on the run

The River is wide and it’s wicked

But it ends where there’s peace for one and all

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Michael Brewer & Tom Shipley

Trump is treating his presidency as an M&A, a merger and acquisition. He’s selling parts of the acquired company, privatizing it. He’s giving huge bonuses to the board, the 1%, in the form of tax cuts and deregulation. So that when the USA starts to go belly-up, and it be inevitable now that deficits don’t matter, he’ll have the excuse to cut Social Security and Government pensions to pennies on the dollar.

A minority elected dictator will use a gerrymandered minority lead, unpopular Senate to install an anti-American swamp creature on the Court to squeeze tears from liberals for the next 50 years. The Russians got their money worth.

Lies work Jeff. You should have one of stampeding elephants charging terrified miniature donkeys and chattering class monkeys into the underbrush.

Besides which you know darn well he’d have a stand-in do all that hard physical labor.

Where are the flying piranhas when you want them?

To be accurate, Trump doesn’t generate a swamp but rather a cesspool. Swamps are of positive value in generating growth, cesspools not so much.