A friend of mine bought his fiance a $4,000 engagement ring and financed it for 48 months. Three months later she broke off the engagement and refused to give the ring back! He took her to court and the finally settled out of court where she kept the ring and took over the payments. My friend lost the down payment and the monthly payments until the settlement but in the long run came out way ahead of going through with the wedding. Any of her future boyfriends need to be warned.
When a man opens a car door for his wife, it’s either a new car or a new wife. Prince Philip
Marriage is good for those who are afraid to sleep alone at night. St. Jerome
Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays. Henny Youngman
Marriage is neither heaven nor hell, it is simply purgatory. Abraham Lincoln
David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault almost 6 years ago
This wedding has a future…a short one, but a future.
J Short almost 6 years ago
Third time is the charm, or three strikes, you’re out.
Iron Pounder almost 6 years ago
And this is about the time she’s down the road.
garcoa almost 6 years ago
Looking at him, he might not have enough time to pay them off.
mourdac Premium Member almost 6 years ago
Still waiting for the life insurance policies to pay off….
Linguist almost 6 years ago
When I get married, I automatically give them the house and the car. Their gonna get them anyway, and it saves time in divorce court.
tkcoker almost 6 years ago
A friend of mine bought his fiance a $4,000 engagement ring and financed it for 48 months. Three months later she broke off the engagement and refused to give the ring back! He took her to court and the finally settled out of court where she kept the ring and took over the payments. My friend lost the down payment and the monthly payments until the settlement but in the long run came out way ahead of going through with the wedding. Any of her future boyfriends need to be warned.
Yakety Sax almost 6 years ago
When a man opens a car door for his wife, it’s either a new car or a new wife. Prince Philip
Marriage is good for those who are afraid to sleep alone at night. St. Jerome
Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays. Henny Youngman
Marriage is neither heaven nor hell, it is simply purgatory. Abraham Lincoln
linsonl almost 6 years ago
I remember this one from about forty years ago.
HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member almost 6 years ago
Oops, wrong jewelry store.