When a man opens a car door for his wife, it’s either a new car or a new wife. Prince Philip
Marriage is good for those who are afraid to sleep alone at night. St. Jerome
Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays. Henny Youngman
Marriage is neither heaven nor hell, it is simply purgatory. Abraham Lincoln
When a man opens a car door for his wife, it’s either a new car or a new wife. Prince Philip
Marriage is good for those who are afraid to sleep alone at night. St. Jerome
Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays. Henny Youngman
Marriage is neither heaven nor hell, it is simply purgatory. Abraham Lincoln