Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for July 05, 2018

For some reason truth in advertising isn’t iron clad with heavy penalties for lying.

I think that that is why vending machines at work contain junk food. People bring healthy food from home.

Yin, yang, good thought-or is he selling brocolli flavored ice cream?

Yes, your wife and doctor want you to eat there… meanwhile, your wife and doctor are having a little rendezvous at the Steak ’N Shake around the corner.

And yet we still have the unhealthy condiments.

It could be worse. He could’ve listed the ingredients.

He’ll be waiting for a long time.

At least if he goes bankrupt, he won’t have a lot to lose.

Do we put ketchup and mustard on green leafy vegetables?

I did not fight and claw myself to the top of the food chain to eat plants.

I do believe that the vendor is a she and not a he.

Give people the truth, but let them decide for themselves.

Not all condiments are “unhealthy”. Besides that, you need something to kill the taste of “healthy” foods! Yeah, they may be better for you than “unhealthy” foods, but some of them taste like I’d rather be eating the condiments! Yeah, I’m talkin’ about you, broccoli, cauliflower and tofu!!!

Thank all of you that celebrated our Independence, on the 4th of July, from a tyranical govt rule. It all started in Concord when they came to take our guns and ammo (gun control) and we sounded the alarm. Wonder if the anti-gun folks knew that when they celebrated?

I wish there were one of these at Sunday’s NASCAR race.

I’ve had better selections at the County Fair

Since when has anyone listened to their doctor’s, or their wife’s advice ?

Health*ful* not Health*y*…

As “they” say: close enough…

If I eat that stuff will I live to be one hundred? No. but it will seem that way.

or how about, “sure doesn’t taste as good as fat and sugar but you won’t feel like crap for hours after you eat it.”

I’m 6 weeks out from having triple by-pass cardiac surgery. Three days after surgery, while still in ICU, I begged the head nurse to let me order from the regular menu and not the restricted “heart smart” menu. She actually did it! I just ate less and had lost 25 lbs by the time I got home.

“No waiting at register #1”

It’s similar to those foods you see in the Grocery Store labeled: “No Cholesterol” or “No gluten”.

Those labels don’t make the food any Healthier.

And, they are usually plastered on foods that Never had any Cholesterol or Gluten in them to start with.