…ripped from the headlines…R & W squander yet another summer on pedestrian nonsense. Get us out to Milford CC to check on the opioid problem in the caddyshack!
In all reality , Marty Moon on the scene at Milford High School , A disgruntled student , Barry Bader ,is said to be holding students hostage .Bader is alleged to have explosives strapped to himself and demands the Trumpet retract it’s story about his jailed father . Bader says he will only negotiate through Coach Gil Thorp who is yet to be found. Stay tuned for late breaking developments .
Marty Moon breaking in, in all realit , In a surprise development Prison Warden Bill “Bull” O Connor announced that it was not Del Bader that was interviewed by the Trumpet reporter . Review of surveillance tape and a check of Reverend Graham’s attendance records show that Del Bader was in Bible Study and Prayer Group when the interview took place .
P1 – Is DD that naive? “I let BB know in advance that I had written that he’s a delusional hothead and that his dad is an unremorseful loser, so there is no way he’ll be mad about the article.”
P2- Uh oh, Bestie should have stayed 10 feet away from DD like she planned. Looks like BB is about to put a serious bruise on one of DD’s DDs.
P3 – BB’s EES is lessening since the bigger explosion in P2. Or is that his turn signal?
“You Dad you described isn’t the one I met.”“Well, see? That’s the problem! You interviewed some other guy’s Dad, by mistake! I bet he was tall, too, because those are the only kind of people you like!”
Bjr’s definition of fair is him getting what he thinks he’s entitled to, without question or delay. It obviously ain’t happening here and just as obvious he ain’t done…
On Monday, BB’s humiliation will know no end as the bigger, stronger, DD puts him in a sleeper headlock and knocks him out in front of the entire student body
chiphilton almost 6 years ago
Is Bestie wearing a coonskin cap? That is one strange head of hair.
chiphilton almost 6 years ago
Let’s hope Barry doesn’t make things happen.
cuttersjock almost 6 years ago
…ripped from the headlines…R & W squander yet another summer on pedestrian nonsense. Get us out to Milford CC to check on the opioid problem in the caddyshack!
cuttersjock almost 6 years ago
Spice this drivel up, R & W, perhaps a new club pro “Mr.Jordan” who showers with the junior golfers?
Mr Reality almost 6 years ago
In all reality , Marty Moon on the scene at Milford High School , A disgruntled student , Barry Bader ,is said to be holding students hostage .Bader is alleged to have explosives strapped to himself and demands the Trumpet retract it’s story about his jailed father . Bader says he will only negotiate through Coach Gil Thorp who is yet to be found. Stay tuned for late breaking developments .
jslabotnik almost 6 years ago
If you were a snake, what kind of snake would you be?
TheBrownStarfish almost 6 years ago
P1, Hey, careful where you’re poking that finger, Bader!
P2, Nice clam diggers on Coonskin Cap Girl.
P3, Monday, Bader starts shooting off something other than his mouth.
Mr Reality almost 6 years ago
Marty Moon breaking in, in all realit , In a surprise development Prison Warden Bill “Bull” O Connor announced that it was not Del Bader that was interviewed by the Trumpet reporter . Review of surveillance tape and a check of Reverend Graham’s attendance records show that Del Bader was in Bible Study and Prayer Group when the interview took place .
Mopman almost 6 years ago
P1 – Is DD that naive? “I let BB know in advance that I had written that he’s a delusional hothead and that his dad is an unremorseful loser, so there is no way he’ll be mad about the article.”
P2- Uh oh, Bestie should have stayed 10 feet away from DD like she planned. Looks like BB is about to put a serious bruise on one of DD’s DDs.
P3 – BB’s EES is lessening since the bigger explosion in P2. Or is that his turn signal?
rebroxanna almost 6 years ago
DD holding her own with BB. I like it. Bader is going to have a meltdown like Rumplestiltskin, and it looks like she will keep her dignity.
bearwku82 almost 6 years ago
P- As Dafne smacks her riding crop against Young Bader’s hindquarter, I’m picking you up at 5 so we can get you fitted for the mid summer prom tux.
twainreader almost 6 years ago
It’s been noted before, but Sam Katchem really looks angry in P-3
twainreader almost 6 years ago
P-1: why is BB pointing at DD’s bestie and calling her a snake? Is it because she’s betraying the “little people”?
twainreader almost 6 years ago
On Monday, BB recognizes her by her hairdo and spins her around to punch her in the face. Oops, oh hi Moose.
JPuzzleWhiz almost 6 years ago
“The dad you described isn’t the one I met. And you know I didn’t misquote you.”
Somehow, I doubt that that’s going to placate him…
seismic-2 Premium Member almost 6 years ago
“You Dad you described isn’t the one I met.”“Well, see? That’s the problem! You interviewed some other guy’s Dad, by mistake! I bet he was tall, too, because those are the only kind of people you like!”
RDT64 Premium Member almost 6 years ago
Bjr’s definition of fair is him getting what he thinks he’s entitled to, without question or delay. It obviously ain’t happening here and just as obvious he ain’t done…
BTW: Let’s see the whole article!
tcar-1 almost 6 years ago
Who is Thing calling a snake and why? (and unless I’ve missed something this is Thing’s first ever speaking part)
BeniHanna6 Premium Member almost 6 years ago
Unfortunately as the Capitol Gazette discovered, reason has nothing to do with violent nut cases. Keep you eyes peeled coach Thorp.
Irish53 almost 6 years ago
On Monday, BB’s humiliation will know no end as the bigger, stronger, DD puts him in a sleeper headlock and knocks him out in front of the entire student body