Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for June 27, 2018

Absolutely.

Wiley at his best when its about Danae or Captain Eddy.

…and get some Beano for Lucy.

Dad’s guess was right on the nose.

Today’s lesson: You can lead a horse to a bean burrito and apparently you don’t have to make her eat it.

I guessing that Danae didn’t see the Seinfeld episode where Kramer fed horses canned beef stew.

Kinda scary that dad can identify what you ate by the particular smell of your farts. That’s a skill set I can pass on.

Also read Kathleen Meyer’s magnum opus, HOW TO SHIT IN THE WOODS. At one point she points out that for a horse, the process begins with a great “…preambulatory fart…” prior to the main event.

How is it that Danae takes up more space under the quilt than her HORSE?

Maybe they’ll watch Blazing Saddles in the morning.

One day it’s straight from the horse’s mouth and the next it’s straight from the hoses’s……….

Not normally a fan of immature fart jokes but this thread of “Mongolian Skunk Spider” is hillarious! I dare say I might use it?

So, Dad now acknowledges Lucy as an actual entity?

Hey ! Don’t forget Wiley’s “Bears” !!!

I read about a study once that found that there is a genetic component to (using the scientific term) flatulence. The study found that 1/3 of the population almost never has flatulence, 1/3 has what they referred to as an average amount of flatulence (I just love that word) and 1/3 has excessive flatulence. I was in the top 1/3 when I read about the study (I’m # 1! I’m #1!) and have since become a vegetarian. I can only say about that what I say to my sons. “Pull my finger. Hurry!”

There they go again. Blaming it all on the Miniature Horse.

We all know who Really dealt it.

Reminds me of the time; years ago; when I got off work early (about 1:30P) and was hungry for lunch and I spied a Dell Taco restaurant (remember those?) right down the street. I went in and saw that they had a special on (two bean burritos with green sauce) for the price of one. This was obviously meant for 2 people to dine together. I ordered it and meant to take one of them home and save it for the next day. What did I do? I lost control and before I knew it I had eaten both of them! I was immediately miserable and later that night,my wife refused to sleep in the same room with me. Never more!

The look on Lucys face in panel 3. Priceless

Lucy is real? I thought she was real like Hobbes is real.