Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for June 12, 2018

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    Mad-ge Dish Soap  almost 6 years ago

    King

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    Mad-ge Dish Soap  almost 6 years ago

    PUP-PET Sock

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    Randy B Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    Small head, no hair: needs something. Might as well be a crown. (Or a two-pointed hennin.)

    I also notice that crown-boy has quite thoroughly filled his diaper.

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    Howard'sMyHero  almost 6 years ago

    Dilly-Dilly ….

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    painedsmile  almost 6 years ago

    I’d rather have a hot dog, too.

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    Mad-ge Dish Soap  almost 6 years ago

    Crown Royal or a Mogan David aka Mad Dog 20-20 because it bites like one. You Choose

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    Pets for all the flower-headed people!

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    INGSOC   almost 6 years ago

    He, who now wears the crown, is due for another diaper change..

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    coltish1  almost 6 years ago

    Feelings run high over at the Habsburg residence.

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    PoodleGroomer  almost 6 years ago

    I thought that the royal portrait artist was paying more attention to the aqua vitae than the painting. That is a day I’ll never get back.

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    Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr   almost 6 years ago

    He won, you lost. Get over it.

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    Radish the wordsmith  almost 6 years ago

    The King of Marigold was in the kitchen

    Cooking breakfast for the Queen

    The Queen was in the parlor

    Playing piano for the children of the King.

    The Dutchess of Kircaldy always smiling

    And arriving late for tea

    The Duke was having problems

    With a message at the local Bird and Bee.

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    Sisyphos  almost 6 years ago

    That’s one of the problems with male-line-only primogeniture. Everyone likes pets—of some sort. But not everyone likes a whiny little boy-king. This is the sort of thing that leads to queens-regent or to regicide.

    Now, let us consider. Boy-king; dog; cat; velociraptor…. Pets for all!

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