Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for June 23, 2018

Let’s be thankful no one told Ed about the exciting world of Proctology.

Grit your teeth!

Shortly followed by a salesman from Gleamodent LED implants.

“What a big, broad smile he has. Now that the lips have been removed.”

I guess the Weed Whacker was a bust!!!

Tsk tsk. My DeWalt palm sander would be a much better fit in most mouths. Cleaning out the little cloth dust basket at the back could get a bit messy, though.

I imagine Dremel has an attachment made just for this.

If you want to keep your lips, open wide!

He could get into malpractice trouble for using a device that is made for sanding belts. (rimshot)

Grit your teeth and hold on.

Spanning two professions, dentistry and plastic surgery.

They did not succeed until they went from electric to pneumatic motors.

Wait… Why am I laughing? ◉_◉

Well, as long as it’s not ACME.