Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for May 11, 2018

To paraphrase a Procter & Gamble Co. saying — Life is better through chemicals.

A variant of a DuPont advertising slogan, “Better Things for Better Living…Through Chemistry.” DuPont adopted it in 1935 and it was their slogan until 1982 when the “Through Chemistry” part was dropped. Since 1999, their slogan has been “The miracles of science”.

What they need is a pool shark.

On a technical basis, one sort of wonders how there’s even a relationship between percentages and pH.

Since Parker and Hart pool their efforts and have such good chemistry I’d like to say that I find these acidic comments are baseless but I’ll remain neutral.

Drop a Baby Ruth Bar in there!

But is it off high or low?

Pee in it.

Don’t let the pursuit of perfection be the enemy of the attainment of good

Homeopathic pool maintenance.

I wouldn’t have expected the wizard to be so scientific; I thought his stock-in-trade is magic.

When the Wizard creates a moat monster for the pool, how will that affect the pH?

Eighty-three micro-percent off! Getting a little picky there!

I recently got a job, and part of it is examine pool P.H. Funny how this is showing it precisely when I start.