Years ago, I read a sci-fi short story about a guy who invents a listening device. While he’s trying it out, he hears screams and cries of pain. He’s looking around and he sees his neighbor cutting flowers and another chopping a tree with an ax. His device let him hear the ultrasonic screams of the plants as they died or were maimed. Kind of puts those Vegans in their place, doesn’t it?
Adiraiju about 6 years ago
“Say hello to my leetle fren’!”
noahproblem about 6 years ago
Lio, I think you’re going to need a(n even) bigger gun…
Bilan about 6 years ago
Those aren’t just dandelions, they’re incrediblelions.
!!ǝlɐ⅁ Premium Member about 6 years ago
Liö, it looks as though these are giant hogweeds.
‘They are invincible / They seem immune to all our herbicidal battering’
Not just a Genesis song, but a true threat.
(Okay, okay, maybe not. But just maybe.
pcolli about 6 years ago
Ain’t no weed killer strong enough for what grows in our garden!
vehlers about 6 years ago
That seems like it would be a little more fun than using just a plain old pump-sprayer.
Bookworm about 6 years ago
Lio, there’s a certain swamp that could use your attentions. The current efforts to drain and untangle it aren’t having much luck.
tcayer about 6 years ago
Years ago, I read a sci-fi short story about a guy who invents a listening device. While he’s trying it out, he hears screams and cries of pain. He’s looking around and he sees his neighbor cutting flowers and another chopping a tree with an ax. His device let him hear the ultrasonic screams of the plants as they died or were maimed. Kind of puts those Vegans in their place, doesn’t it?
Stephen Gilberg almost 6 years ago
Now we know who won in “Plants vs. Zombies.”
Sisyphos almost 6 years ago
“Sir! Our soakers dinnae phase them!”
[Grimly] “Set soakers to Kill! Maintain fire”
The Alien Sunflowers are irresistible!
Lio! Unleash Cybil, Ishy, your squad of Destroyer Robots, and your nuclear missiles! You are our last hope! [Now that’s a scary thought….]