Much as my wife keeps begging me for a puppy, I cannot get past their smell. Sorry, I’m not a dog person.
Someone once said, the reason I don’t like dogs is because I haven’t found the right one. Say what?
Do you have a dog that doesn’t bark? The say, But you have to understand that’s what dogs do. Then I say, But you have to understand that I cannot tolerate the barking.
Any more than I care for cleaning up the back yard after a dog.
I’m a cat person because cats will sometimes flat-out refuse to do what you want them to do. Dogs will go along with any fool thing, and I can’t have respect for someone like that.
I am an animal person, and they know it. We have issues with our upstairs neighbors. They purposely make a lot of noise while my husband tries to sleep (he works 3rd shift), open our mailbox, etc. Friday afternoon I went to check the mail and one of the upstairs neighbors was on the porch; her dog, Souschie (a small, fluffy dog), was down near the street, just looking up at her & panting while she called and called. Finally, I bent down, snapped my fingers, and said, “Come on, Souschie.” Souschie came running…to me!
This shows why dogs are better than cats. If I had petted a strange cat, back when I had a dog. All my dog would do is sniff me over very thoroughly with his tail wagging at high speed. He would then jump up at me and lick me saying “I’m better than that strange cat. Pet me now!” And give me the big-puppy-eye treatment,tail still wagging.
Unfortunately, My apartment will not let any one keep dogs. Just cats, with a hefty pet deposit.
Besides, he is a Beagle! Beagles are the only dog to place in the top 10 at the Westminister Dog Show since it started. BTW B eagles are not really dogs. They are the reincarnation of Harry Houdini in a little brown fur coat and I can’t find the zipper.
Cheapskate0 almost 6 years ago
Much as my wife keeps begging me for a puppy, I cannot get past their smell. Sorry, I’m not a dog person.
Someone once said, the reason I don’t like dogs is because I haven’t found the right one. Say what?
Do you have a dog that doesn’t bark? The say, But you have to understand that’s what dogs do. Then I say, But you have to understand that I cannot tolerate the barking.
Any more than I care for cleaning up the back yard after a dog.
in.amongst almost 6 years ago
apparently the cat has a bone to pick!
dadoctah almost 6 years ago
I’m a cat person because cats will sometimes flat-out refuse to do what you want them to do. Dogs will go along with any fool thing, and I can’t have respect for someone like that.
GuntherGrass almost 6 years ago
I know of a Chihuahua you ought to meet. You WILL have respect for him … or you will be cleaning out your shoes and socks.
Wren Fahel almost 6 years ago
I am an animal person, and they know it. We have issues with our upstairs neighbors. They purposely make a lot of noise while my husband tries to sleep (he works 3rd shift), open our mailbox, etc. Friday afternoon I went to check the mail and one of the upstairs neighbors was on the porch; her dog, Souschie (a small, fluffy dog), was down near the street, just looking up at her & panting while she called and called. Finally, I bent down, snapped my fingers, and said, “Come on, Souschie.” Souschie came running…to me!
littlejohn Premium Member almost 6 years ago
This shows why dogs are better than cats. If I had petted a strange cat, back when I had a dog. All my dog would do is sniff me over very thoroughly with his tail wagging at high speed. He would then jump up at me and lick me saying “I’m better than that strange cat. Pet me now!” And give me the big-puppy-eye treatment,tail still wagging.
Unfortunately, My apartment will not let any one keep dogs. Just cats, with a hefty pet deposit.
mountaingreenery. almost 6 years ago
Peekaboo is morty fied.
Sportymonk almost 6 years ago
Besides, he is a Beagle! Beagles are the only dog to place in the top 10 at the Westminister Dog Show since it started. BTW B eagles are not really dogs. They are the reincarnation of Harry Houdini in a little brown fur coat and I can’t find the zipper.
Mema Jean almost 6 years ago
I like Peekaboo’s reaction. Pure catitude.
Sailor46 USN 65-95 almost 6 years ago
You know who the boss is, when you two-time your pet, and you feel guilty.
DKHenderson 23 days ago
Morty! Was he named for the peerless police canine in “Jumpstart”, the great Mortimer?