Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for May 04, 2018

I was gonna guess “Buy a pickup truck”.

Buy a house in Hawaii.

Win the lottery.

Swimming pool or pool table?

Beach house in Florida. You will be the most popular kid on the block – between December and March. Come April, nobody will remember your name……until next winter. :D

Just don’t invite Andy Capp. I’m told that he is a bit of a pool-shark.

Backyard Pool & a Boat: Before you decide, think about how you’ll get rid of them when can no longer use them! Aye! That’s the Real Issue!

Buy a pickup truck. You’ll be asked to help everyone move.

Someone once put a sign over their pool. It read, “We don’t swim in your toilet please don’t pee in our pool.”

Why would you want them to know you are alive?

Was it Mark Twain who said: Fish and relatives; they both stink after three days.

Post your own obit in the paper. Where there’s a will, there’s an in-law.

I had a pool when my Daughter was in High School, I always knew where she was, as well all her friends.

Teens in Swim Suits; Visual Foreplay!