Sit and cry in front of the door about the time dad comes home. Have the binoculars in your lap as if you’ve been trying to fix them. Tell dad through your tears that you broke them and your life is over because you can’t fix them. Perhaps he’ll have sympathy. Perhaps not. Have a plan b.
My family probably won’t give me a heart attack but my borderline hypertension now requires medication. It doesn’t help that I get a little too intense and am very hard on myself.
BE THIS GUY almost 6 years ago
I always suspected patricide wasn’t beyond Calvin.
Sugar Bombs 95 almost 6 years ago
From now on, that’s gonna be my plan whenever I confess a mistake to my mom.
Johnny Q Premium Member almost 6 years ago
“‘We?’”
The Calvinosaurus That Calvin Wanted To Discover almost 6 years ago
Welp, better get to the Yukon as soon as possible.
codycab almost 6 years ago
Well looks like we’re going to miss you Calvin.
NeedaChuckle Premium Member almost 6 years ago
I think this is minor compared to the time he backed the car into a ditch.
Watcher almost 6 years ago
This has to be up there with the noodle incident’
jpayne4040 almost 6 years ago
LOL! Best idea I’ve heard so far!
bluram almost 6 years ago
keltii almost 6 years ago
meanwhile, dad has a 2nd pair and gave calvin the bad pair knowing this would happen.
Huckleberry Hiroshima almost 6 years ago
Sit and cry in front of the door about the time dad comes home. Have the binoculars in your lap as if you’ve been trying to fix them. Tell dad through your tears that you broke them and your life is over because you can’t fix them. Perhaps he’ll have sympathy. Perhaps not. Have a plan b.
rshive almost 6 years ago
Panel 2 is great “blame the victim” logic. Sadly, all of it is pure Calvin.
MichaelHelwig almost 6 years ago
Maybe Calvin could wander over to the trailer park and hang out with Agnes.
A Hip loving Canadian... almost 6 years ago
Time to fess up Calvin, I’m sure Dad will forgive you… some day.
Brian Premium Member almost 6 years ago
Responsibility aside, what WAS Dad thinking?
mattro65 almost 6 years ago
My family probably won’t give me a heart attack but my borderline hypertension now requires medication. It doesn’t help that I get a little too intense and am very hard on myself.