You can try ask Rat to pledge. As long as it’s pledging for a never ending supply of beer to be delivered to his hand every fifteen minutes I’m sure he’ll sign up for five cents. But if it’s for something more realistic and altruistic, ignore Rat all together.
My wife equates “dusting” with “Pledging” and uses it on everything— even my chromed ship’s bell clock and barometer set. And I bought her those microfiber dustcloths, that work really well: she uses them with Pledge, thereby negating their functionality.
Good ole Lemon Pledge. Years ago, not only in the last century but in the last millennium, I was doing some grocery shopping. As it happened, the Country Time Lemonade powder-mix was directly across the aisle from the Lemon Pledge, and I happened to read the labels of both products. The lemonade mix clearly said “artificially flavored.” However, the furniture polish boldly proclaimed, “made with real lemon juice.” To this day, I wonder why people drink the chemistry set and spray the good stuff on the coffee table. But I’m of the elderly persuasion, so what do I know?
Pig is hopelessly literal-minded (assuming he is “minded” at all), and I think Goat knows that but is too compassionate to do anything helpful to the little porker….
BE THIS GUY almost 6 years ago
Goat, explain it to Pig in Old English.
knight1192a almost 6 years ago
You can try ask Rat to pledge. As long as it’s pledging for a never ending supply of beer to be delivered to his hand every fifteen minutes I’m sure he’ll sign up for five cents. But if it’s for something more realistic and altruistic, ignore Rat all together.
Vilyehm almost 6 years ago
Can you imagine the trouble Pastis would be in if he cleaned that car Spic and Span?
Stevefk almost 6 years ago
Yes, but will Pig take the pledge?
dwane.scoty1 almost 6 years ago
Pledge to the Pearls Fans Anonymous?
F-Flash almost 6 years ago
I signed up for a pledge drive once, it turned out to be a “hard drive”. Drum roll please.
mortaur almost 6 years ago
Why is it………..that you can get furniture polish made with real lemons….but all lemonade is artificially flavored???
Echo Sam almost 6 years ago
because furniture polish doesn’t have to be safe for humans to consume.
chris_o42 almost 6 years ago
Pig never realized that Goat was so driven…
KEA almost 6 years ago
I went to a garage sale one time… and they didn’t have a single garage for sale!?!
Blot almost 6 years ago
MORE CROCS!
steverinoCT almost 6 years ago
My wife equates “dusting” with “Pledging” and uses it on everything— even my chromed ship’s bell clock and barometer set. And I bought her those microfiber dustcloths, that work really well: she uses them with Pledge, thereby negating their functionality.
WimtenBrink2 almost 6 years ago
The Punnisher strikes again. (With double n. Get it? :)
Ermine Notyours almost 6 years ago
Pearls Before Swine is the PBS with a different kind of pledge drive.
WCraft Premium Member almost 6 years ago
Pastis: You alone might be able to save puns from the dung heap of comedy. I bow to you, Sir.
Radish the wordsmith almost 6 years ago
Gonna hit the dusty trail.
Bookworm almost 6 years ago
Good ole Lemon Pledge. Years ago, not only in the last century but in the last millennium, I was doing some grocery shopping. As it happened, the Country Time Lemonade powder-mix was directly across the aisle from the Lemon Pledge, and I happened to read the labels of both products. The lemonade mix clearly said “artificially flavored.” However, the furniture polish boldly proclaimed, “made with real lemon juice.” To this day, I wonder why people drink the chemistry set and spray the good stuff on the coffee table. But I’m of the elderly persuasion, so what do I know?
rick92040 almost 6 years ago
I use Pledge to polish my motorcycle.
tiomax almost 6 years ago
Don’t forget to take your Pride and Joy with you on your Pledge drive!
BrentskiL almost 6 years ago
Looks like Stephan has been smoking the “wacky weed” again…..
chris_weaver almost 6 years ago
And if you drive all the way to the ocean, you can do your laundry in Tide.
Huckleberry Hiroshima almost 6 years ago
Hey, we park on driveways and drive on parkways. The lemony pledge is only half as ironic. ;o)
Sisyphos almost 6 years ago
Pig is hopelessly literal-minded (assuming he is “minded” at all), and I think Goat knows that but is too compassionate to do anything helpful to the little porker….