Close to Home by John McPherson for March 31, 2018

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member about 6 years ago

    What a handy little publication. Perfect for our times.

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    Crabbyrino Premium Member about 6 years ago

    Timely tome.

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    J Short  about 6 years ago

    Dating 3 women at once is a fool time job; you can forget all the other stuff.

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    Stevefk  about 6 years ago

    Lola’s boyfriend contributed the section on using your eyebrows, or uni-brow as the case may be!

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    ptnjbrown  about 6 years ago

    The author’s picture and the guy reading it look the same… which makes sense in context!

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    joefearsnothing  about 6 years ago

    The last one is, what is otherwise known as, the “peter Principle”!

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    enigmamz  about 6 years ago

    The answer to the first and last is “Be born rich”

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    hollisson Premium Member about 6 years ago

    Being a psychopath is a prerequisite.

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    RonnieAThompson Premium Member about 6 years ago

    Everyone rises to their level of incompetence.

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    Walrus Gumbo Premium Member about 6 years ago

    Is this Donald Trump’s diary?

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    Bonita Voigt  about 6 years ago

    Wow! I didn’t know Dump could read, let on write a book!?!

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    ForALaugh Premium Member about 6 years ago

    If you’re orange, you can pass go and go straight to the top.

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