Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for April 03, 2018

I’m with Petey: yell at his feet?

Which is why Alice does a lot of yelling.

Sounds reasonable to me. Never know, it might help.

If those shoes are really so complicated, maybe they do have voice control functions. Where’s the manual?

Is Alice related to Bobcat Golthwait? LOL

Can he order a pizza,or some type of picky food with those cleats?

And sadly, so does much of America.

Can you open and close the flaps and flanges to tan messages and emojis on your feet?

I become irrationally angry at inanimate objects that don’t do what they’re supposed to. Fortunately my shoes have always behaved appropriately.

Personally, I think she should yell at his feet while simultaneously chucking mulch at them!

Alice is quite practical. Give her way a try, Petey! It might just work (Alice can be very intimidating)….