Rob Rogers for March 02, 2018

Does fat float that high in the water?

Bite him, Bob!

Lots of hot gas in there also

For Mueller this would actually be, “Close Encounters of the Turd Kind”.

Yes, some turds DO float…

Best comic of the new year!

He is terrified of sharks, but the reason he won’t swim is the hair.

And exercise.

In-Laws, too.

Look at how small his hands are.

Kinda seems like EVERYBODY is unloading on trump these days. Tucker Carlson criticized him a couple times recently.

LAWS JAWS.

Hilarius!Great cartoon!

Hilarius!Great cartoon!

Bravo. Perfect analogy. Innocent swimmer attacked by relentless predator. Lawyers are sharks — and this special investigation is a classic example of expensive, pointless legal process enriching lawyers and harming society.

A couple of poor, clueless Trumpistas still thinking nothing will come of Mueller’s investigation. Sign up early for grief counseling guys, you WILL be devastated when Drumpf goes down, and he will go down.

A president, a senator and a lawyer team up to hunt down a great special councilor wreaking havoc in a Florida beach resort. A giant crime-stopping prosecutor attacks criminals from Mar-a-Largo, the summer resort of the White House, prompting the GOP senate to hunt it with the help of Russian bots. When the old president is indicted by the Special Council while colluding with Russia near the golf course, the GOP wants to shut down the FBI, but the Democrats overrule them, fearing the loss of the rule of law will cripple the country.

Unfortunately for the Dems, mostly everything that has come out thus far in the investigation has been damning for them. If half of the findings that have come out about the Dems came out on Trump he would be hanging upside down in front of a gas station.

That is, of course, sheer nonsense with a side order of lunacy. What has come down SO FAR would be several pleas of guilty (plea-bargaining because Flynn and the others KNEW they would be convicted if they went to trial), and several indictments. Will Manafort flip, the way Flynn and others have? I predict that he will in fact flip. We also know for SURE that Don Jr. (and Jared and Manafort) met with Russians who have ties to the dictator. Now Jared seems to have taken bribes at the White House itself, and not even in a deserted alley somewhere—some crooks are mind-blowingly stupid. As for the cartoon itself: Pulitzer Prize, anybody?

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http://birthmoviesdeath.com/2016/02/23/how-many-notes-are-there-in-the-jaws-theme

If Trump swallowed a tank of compressed air, I’d shoot at it. But given this construct, for the first time ever, I’m on the side of the shark.

HEEEEES COMINNGGG

Admit it. The theme is going through your head right now:

duunnn dunnn… duuuunnnn duun… duuunnnnnnnn dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dunnnnnnnnnnn dunnnn

ma ga … ma ga … Ma Ga ! … Ma Ga! … MA GA!! …. MA GA! …………….. Mueller Aint Going Away

We’re going to need a bigger goat.

I can’t wait to see how this turns out! Go Mueller! Go Laws! Down with Russian money laundering stooges!

Turds float!!

Knock off the insults! Trump’s doctor said he’s only 236# (on the Moon).