Steve Benson for February 27, 2018

He’d have had a heart attack running from the school, not into it.

I think he’d send his caddy in first.

Hey, macho man doesn’t need his apparently 24/7 Secret Service protection anymore! Obviously superfluous! Cool, saves a ton of tax payer $$$…

Crooked racist Trump the liar is no bodies hero.

Can you even GET a golf cart through the front doors of a High School ???

Run? Yeah, and that day Hell would freeze over.

I just watched the video of Trump and the eagle, what a Brave man he proves he isn’t.

Nice touch on the flag pin, Mr Benson.

Great toon today.

Seriously, is he SO DELUSIONAL and SO TOTALLY disconnected from reality that he has NO CLUE how utterly ludicrous his latest stupidity sounds??

He’d run – but no one would be allowed to watch – and he would tell you how fast he went. I’m thinking about Michael Scott running by the speed trap at the same time a car went by and claiming he ran 35 mph! Trump could run 36 mph- as long as no one was watching. Maybe Huckabee Sanders would be allowed to watch…

Impeach Trump for mental incompetence.

The only thing Trump is good at running is his mouth, and only two things come out of it, stupidity and lies!

The upside down flag is the universal sign for HELP!

Trump can’t even run a “charity” without giving himself the money. There’s no history in his life of self-sacrifice to benefit others.

1. Only a fool would believe Trump’s statement.

2. Trump probably has convinced himself it is true.

3 See line 1.

So, Dag, you actually believe Trump would ever do something for anyone else, let alone taking a personal risk?

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If so, you are the most devout Trump Disciple ever.

Texas police shoot man who disarmed possible church shooter

https://www.chron.com/news/houston-texas/texas/article/Texas-police-shoot-man-who-disarmed-possible-12704202.php

What a disgusting, lying pile of horse turds!

Hey, at least horse turds serve a useful purpose!

You are all missing the point. The problem isn’t that Trump is a delusional egomaniac, the problem is that he’s a delusional egomaniac with the nuclear codes.