Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for February 20, 2018

Yeah, a 0% chance.

If you lend him another 20, he’ll pay back the first 20

there is always a chance, there is a chance the sun will come up in the west andd set in the east too.

Anyone else use the term “Fat Chance”?

But the odds are against it.

That’s what he borrowed the 20 quid for, in the first place – to have a chance bet on the ponies.

Chances are, knowing Andy, the horse came in dead last !

There’s a chance that a big asteroid will land on us tomorrow too.

People that Andy has stiffed must keep their mouths shut with the hopes of either him paying them back with borrowed money (highly unlikely) or getting a laugh when he suckers a new person or relief he’s not hitting them up again

Yeah…a fat one!

Andy does have a plan for paying off loans.

https://www.creators.com/read/andy-capp/09/07/44968

The same chance a snowball has in surviving hell.

Yep. A snowball’s chance in hell.

xxx

Amazing what an effect interest has. That guy originally lent Andy 50 pence.

As much a chance as there is of the Mariners winning the World Series.

think about what you just said

Hartlepool must be the gullibility capital of the UK. There always seems to be someone who loans Andy money with the expectation he’ll be repaid.