Tom Toles for February 08, 2018

The Rump just wants to see the military salute him. I hope the middle finger will suffice.

For the Repugs to turn us into a third world country we’re going to have to start acting like one.

Can we at least get some bread with our circuses, or is that too much like socialism?

OMG, this is hysterical!

It’s an authentic crowd size though.

Does he have ANY CLUE how much the ENTIRE COUNTRY is LAUGHING at him for this STUPID idea??

Did we win a war and I didn’t notice? I remember victory parades after WWII, but technically we’re not at war … or are we?

These kind of parades are never to intimidate external foes – they’re meant to intimidate the country’s own people. You think North Korea does military parades to scare us? No, they’re trying to scare their own people into submission. Precisely what Hitler did, and why Trump is more like both of them then we care to admit.

Do I see Goose-Stepping? … and where are the Tiki Torches?

Why don’t his generals tell him “this is not who or what we are.”

Heil Drumpf!

Sure to get ‘the clap’…

Get ‘the clap’?! Hmm… Actually, no biggie. He’s already full of crap, which will ward off the clap.

I hear all the women trump has had… have applied to march in the parade as well to express his………. studliness

We need a parade, like the Surrender Monkey French!

We need a wall with Mexico, like the Maginot Line!

Are there guillotines at the end of the parade?

Oh, goody, goody! Generalissimo Tяumpy’s Big Button (or Big Bottom) Parade and Military Review will be ridiculous, embarrassing, offensive and fatuous all in one go. EXACTLY his style… And the occasion is?

Delta (Animal) House Patriots, Unite! (O, where are the D-Days of this day?)

Yes, give him the clap.

Money for a military parade but not for Peurto Rico infasrtuctue. That about sums up this admin.

Somebody needs to slap him with a giant hand!

You don’t want to see the next float… shield the children’s eyes.

Think of what those hands could grab.

“Hey Stormy, the 50 foot woman, I’ve got a surprise for you…”

No Old Curmudgeon today?

Hey— trump already had his parade in Charlottesville, with the torches, remember?

Those hands are inflated like his ego.

Hey everybody, don’t get distracted. This is just Trump’s newest squirrel hunt!!! Mueller’s getting closer and closer and closer. I’ll bet Trump has his minions checking out all the spaces that Mueller could hide in so that Mueller won’t jump out at him when he goes to sleep at night. Although how he can sleep when Mueller is getting so close we’ll never know.

Where is the brave guy who stood in the way of the tanks in Tiananmen Square? We could use him now.

Trump’s parade hit a reality sink-hole. His mental-heel spurs should have kept him from serving in the White House.

Not to scale!