Tom Toles for February 07, 2018

The perfect balloon to fly over the Trump military parade.

Hot air AND methane? Got a match?

Didja catch the moment when El Presidente was on TV raving about his success with the economy while the crawl at the bottom of the screen was listing the second-by-second plummet of the Dow Jones Average?

METHANE BALLOON – {rhyme}

The orange-ish baboon

is a methane balloon,

as well as cartoonish buffoon.

His supporter-platoon

don’t realize that soon

our economy’s shredded and strewn,

when Trumpism pops.

Bring plenty of mops.

{A Trumpite’s a loony goon.}

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“A traitor is everyone who does not agree with me.”

{Off the cartoon’s topic:}

THE TWIT WE CALL HANNITY – {limerick-coda-image} – {limerick-coda-image}

There once was a twit named Hannity

whose persona was one of inanity

and even insanity; -

- a mind-warped calamity.

We describe him with words of profanity.

… Coda:

This [censored] named Sean

is a Trumpian pawn

whose gig is to spawn

so many a con.

May soon he be gone.

… Image:

https://crabdiving.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/Hannity-Trump-Sucking.jpg

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Has he lost weight?

That has got to be a picture of the trumpster’s ego.

Fact inflation and truth inflation are chronic problems for politicians, but we never had it as bad as this.

It’s the Trumpelberg blimp!

I just know that there must be a Tom Brady joke in this toon somewhere, I’m just not sure where.

Wait until his wife says he’s suffered a concussion!

Looks like the work of…Harry Potter!

Somebody get me a nice sharp pin!

Such a waste of humanity!

What a gasbag…

Like the English say, Trump’s a “waste of space”.

What I heard is trump in British slang is a f-rt.

The markets have always gone up on good news. But they do not do well under chaos. If you want to know what is in store for the Stock market, take a look at what it did right after W’s tax cuts to the rich.

Hasn’t he already had a parade in his honor with Tiki torches and swastikas?

Many indicators tell us that a crash is coming soon. The stock market hasn’t been overheated this much since Clinton’s Tech Bubble.

Many indicators tell us that a crash is coming soon. The stock market hasn’t been overheated this much since Clinton’s Tech Bubble.

Can’t wait till he runs out of gas.