Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for March 02, 2018

With Trump in office, you’ll probably be having a fire sale very soon.

You’ll be the first to know if the Fat Boy launches a nuke at us.

On the other hand, it makes a dang fine cup of coffee.

A few concessions? What were the others?

Who were they negotiating with, Wiley Bears? That’s just like them….

Oh, that’s so obvious – fitting a round missile into a square silo, of course!

Hey!! Let’s hang tree lights on it for the Christmas Party. Oh, and by the way, we can use this red button to turn them on!!

What kind of concession is this? Having a nuclear warhead in the middle of the table is just too much. Remember Murphy’s Law?

I want to know how they loaded the missile into the silo?

I’d hate to have a ground floor office.

Also got me thinking about Russia. What I believe about the recent shooting in Florida is that the guy had a Bart Simpson syndrome. He used to carry guns to the school before being expelled, and used to show them off. Since he got expelled, nobody was paying attention to him. So I got expelled, nobody is paying me attention, let’s make some shooting to see if I can get some attention; and as any other USA redneck, the way to get attention is ‘look at the size of my guns’.

Now what about Russia? there is no cold war anymore, communism does not exist anymore, and they have nothing to stand out, but they miss the attention; paraphrasing some dialog from ‘Big Bang Theory’, is not as if you saw a dvd player and say ‘hey, I have to get me one of those, is made in Russia’. Actually I don’t think they make dvd players in Russia; all technology they have is related to weapons, and it was developed by some guys with some other guys pointing guns at them. If nobody talks about them, then they will sabotage the EU commerce, they will sabotage the EU unity and so on, or USA elections, but as with envious people, if I can not have pretty things then other people can’t either. They have to talk about them even if they have nothing to talk about, and like Internet, where there is the ’don’t feed the troll’ thing, here they say, if you don’t feed me I’ll point you with my missiles, just because. Russia is becoming the world troll, just to be the center of attention. IS not about ideology anymore, since there is no ideology anymore. Actually they miss the cold war, because people talked about them

Unless the table splits and opens wide, and the ceiling does likewise (and this is the top floor), I’m calling this bogusly silly.

The launch is going to play holy hell with the structural integrity of the roof – but then again, if launch is needed, it’s a little late to worry about the roof!

The military-Industrial Complex just got more complex.

I hope the contract was worth it.

I usually get it,but this one eludes me..