FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for February 26, 2018

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    Templo S.U.D.  over 6 years ago

    Oh, Roger, you’re a big help.

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    Adiraiju  over 6 years ago

    No, but your husband might!

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    Kim Metzger Premium Member over 6 years ago

    It’d better self-destruct quickly if you do light it, Roger!

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    x_Tech  over 6 years ago

    You better be all the way over at your mother’s house before you light that thing buster.

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    Lee Cox  over 6 years ago

    Guess what you’re having for dinner, Roger!

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    Lee Cox  over 6 years ago

    And Andy’s question was rhetorical, not literal!

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    jpayne4040  over 6 years ago

    Never ask if a day can get any worse! The answer is always, “Yes it can!”

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    Plods with ...™  over 6 years ago

    As long as he doesn’t exhale, he should be fine.

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    Casey Jones  over 6 years ago

    Hey, Andie, the kids haven’t even started in yet!

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    bookworm0812  over 6 years ago

    He didn’t finish that question. I think he meant to ask “Mind if I light this baby up before dinner while I crap my brains out with diarrhea in the bathroom?” There would be a big-time stink! Probably have to call in a HAZ-MAT team!

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    tcayer  over 6 years ago

    “Not if you go stand outside by the garbage cans!”

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    Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member over 6 years ago

    “Yes, yes i do.”

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    phoenixnyc  over 6 years ago

    Apropos strip for today. Everyone seems to be having a Monday to the nth degree today.

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    eccolibri60 Premium Member over 6 years ago

    “Mind if I smoke?” “Why, no… mind if I fart?!” – Steve Martin

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    Stephen Gilberg  over 6 years ago

    This is one strip you wouldn’t see in today’s paper. It’d generate complaints about “endorsement” of cigars.

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    Stephen Gilberg  over 6 years ago

    First I thought Andy was devising excuses for not submitting a column.

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