Fletcher, the flatulent reindeer, \\ Made a very funny sound, \\ But if you ever heard it \\ You wouldn’t want to stick around. \\ All of the other reindeer \\ Used to pinch their nostrils tight, \\ “At least when it was Rudolf \\ He only ever gave off light!”
GROG Premium Member over 6 years ago
It’s just gas. I gave Comet cheese.
Farside99 over 6 years ago
You wait to tell me now? Do you know how much my mechanic charges to work overtime on Christmas Eve?
SeanT over 6 years ago
Bean fed reindeer
Doug Taylor Premium Member over 6 years ago
She must be related to Penny.
Norman L Jones over 6 years ago
Merry Christmas & Happy New Year, Y’all
joefearsnothing over 6 years ago
Now you tell me!:o(
DanFlak over 6 years ago
Don’t light that pipe, St. Nick; a flock of reindeer in full afterburner isn’t a pretty sight. Singe your beard right off.
Zen-of-Zinfandel over 6 years ago
Give “Click and Clack” a call.
Plods with ...™ over 6 years ago
Cut back on the grains.
AtariDragon over 6 years ago
Fletcher, the flatulent reindeer, \\ Made a very funny sound, \\ But if you ever heard it \\ You wouldn’t want to stick around. \\ All of the other reindeer \\ Used to pinch their nostrils tight, \\ “At least when it was Rudolf \\ He only ever gave off light!”