Tom Toles for December 07, 2017

Funny.

Putin must be a dope to have elected King Rat Trump.

PAS de DEUX – {rhyme}

Theirs is a clumsy pas de deux

as Vlad helps The Donald pull off a coup

in a way in which Putin’s enriched anew

and Trumpsters grab some big money too.

Shouldn’t we bid Both blokes adieu?

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This tandem rates a “10” for world abuse.

Putin must be strong to be able to lift that much bull crap.

Someone must have stopped Trumpy from tweeting about the Russians being banned. So sad. Unfair.

{Off the cartoon’s topic:}

HUZZAH for IMPEACHERS – {1.40 limericks}

Let us applaud the impeachers

of the perp whose presidency features

a yuuge ineptness.

Let’s not accept this

regime of poop-slimed creatures

who stir the mess

in the pool of cess.

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If nothing else, the relationship between Trump and congress has exposed a serious flaw in the way we govern. With our binary political system there is no way to objectively and quickly halt a corrupt, extremist administration that is doing harm to the nation. We need a vote of confidence (or similar) mechanism to call new elections with new candidates when policies beneficial to all of the people are being uprooted for no logical reason.

He’s carrying the DOPE!

{Off the cartoon’s topic:}

WE SHIVER – {limerick}

See the whole world a-shivering

o’er messages Trump is delivering.

He’s not just a-dithering,

but instead quickly slithering

at a pace which scares us a-quivering.

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Let’s do the rope-a-dope.

That’s the biggest pile of sh…er…“Dope” I’ve ever seen!

toles really knows how to draw some man breasts….however toles does need to give uncle putin bigger arm muscles if he is going to be carrying such a load of t-rump over his head….it is only fair….by the way wouldn’t it really be funny to have a follow up cartoon of t-rump dumping a load on puties head…it would all be orange big mac, mac fish, and fries wrappers of course….just me hallucinating…..ate a bad mcnugget.

Trump must be furious about the Olympic Sanctions Against his home country.

The Electoral College should be banned for doping. The dopes in our country should get some pride, and take a look at what Trump is doing to our people, our reputation and our “greatness”

It’s a double-doping dilemma…

The members of the Electoral College need to be interviewed if not interrogated as to find out why they though Trump more fit to be president.

I think we could start with eliminating the Electoral College. Then we could instigate a call for a no-confidence vote using petitions to show how many people have no confidence in the current leader. If a party does not serve the people then they could be voted out with a no confidence vote. It’s just so logical to have a system of controls and balances that really have consequences for not doing what the voters want a politician to do, which is work for the voters.

I tawt I taw a Putin cat……..I did! I did see a Putin cat! (Also a war criminal…..)

They’re saving time by putting Figure Skating and Weight Lifting into a single event.