Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rod Whigham for December 22, 2017

And the sentencing for molesting underage sheep is week after next!

Gil serving up an extra healing of comeuppance. You come at the King, you best not miss.

Still not sure why Gil thinks this is his business.

Mrs. Soto wearing her heart on her sleeve.

Oh Tonoose, time to cut you loose

Oh Tonoose, time to cut you loose

P1, For once, Uncle Tonoose is right. I, like Bitsy, can’t see how this has anything to do with Gil.

P2, Okay, that happened in California, and as far as we know, Milford isn’t in California.

P3, But wait, there’s more!

In all reality , I guess Gil has never heard the old saying Blood is Thicker Than Water as Mrs Soto turns to comfort Uncle Gary. In the background the song lyrics He Ain’t Heavy He’s My Brother drown out Gil’s accusations .Mrs Soto then gets up and says Let’s Go Gary and Merry Christmas to you, you monster for selling your children into slavery . Oh by the way here’s a copy of what Kelley found in her computer about you its damming .

P. 3- You go girl!!! Joy, Rosie & Whopper

Maynard G. Krebs would be aghast at such a revelation. Fortunately, none of us saw this O. Henry ending as a surprise. After all this finger pointing and a little EES, this storyline will wimper away like a wet fart.

Did Gil just say that UC declared bankruptcy? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HuGIgf-ICHM

And tomorrow we’ll wrap this story up with a merry christmas bear hug and all will be well in Milford again. Right? Except of course for the missing Thorp kids. Has anyone ever had a theory where those kids disappeared to? It’s been so long I can’t even remember their names,

And tomorrow we’ll wrap this story up with a merry christmas bear hug and all will be well in Milford again. Right? Except of course for the missing Thorp kids. Has anyone ever had a theory where those kids disappeared to? It’s been so long I can’t even remember their names,

It would have been nice if Mrs. Soto had said, “Yes, Mr. Thorp, I know. Gary is hoping to restart his career by managing Rick as a singer, which is why he’s against football. What about it?”

Not to get all Whiz on this, but I agree with Bitsy and BStar, wouldn’t begrudge Uncle Scary from taking a swing at meddling Gil…unless, Gil discovered that UG trained under Sandusky and thinks he might be competition to his own shower fiefdom?

Here is where the true genius of R & W will shine, as always! Cue the magic peacock!

OK, Desoto! Get in there and secure second place

Well, if the kid is going to have a lawyer representing him, it would probably be better that it’s a lawyer who has a license to practice in whatever state this is supposed to be and isn’t broke on top of it.

Tomorrow, just before the traditional Christmas greeting, the other shoe drops. Why he declared bankruptcy and lost his license. Because…he was fleecing clients? While trying to be a talent manager? Or gambling on games?

Why hasn’t anyone made a prediction? I think he lost his license because he was stealing from his clients? His nephew will be seen as his next victim/meal ticket?

Well it all makes sense now. Gary is a terrible lawyer and a worse human being; therefore, football is now safe for kids to play.

Gil and Uncle Gary finally settle their differences!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XvijyBIgazE

This is an upset. It is now….2:18PM EST. Check out the floor in P2. Have you ever seen one shinier than that? And nobody has mentioned it! And speaking of mentioning things, I’d like to mention that today’s Mopped Up Thorp is online. And in my opinion it’s a good one. But that doesn’t mean you’ll agree, lol.

https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/

In all reality, Uncle Gary with a goofy grin on his face stands ,faces Gil and says What Me Worry !

Given that it’s almost christmas, HS football will be over bynow and it won’t matter what the kid does.

Gil’s going to end up looking like a giant dick.

Have we all forgotten about this guy? Football player, singer and pianist. From Penn State no less!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mike_Reid_(singer)