Tom Toles for November 30, 2017

Which Constitution? The Russian Constitution perhaps?

THEY FAKE MY VOICE – {1.80 limericks}

They fake too my Voice on tapes

which’re recorded by jackanapes

who work in collusions

to draw false conclusions

and trace my hypocrisy

and stunning autocracy. – - -

- – - By denials I pull off escapes,

and get out of scrapes

and shape-change my shapes.

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I thought Obama established that the President has discretion as to which laws are enforced. Wasn’t that his justification for DACA?

I’d say it is unbelievable, but nothing surprises me anymore: Why did it take Mr. Trump almost a year to come to his conclusion that the tape might not be real? And of course his disciples fall into line mouthing the same garbage. The state of our country makes me want to cry sometimes.

Poor little Donnie gets attacked with all the caricatures and late night shows using his comments, especially in skits with people that look and sound like him. He probably thinks it’s one of these fake news villains that travelled back in time and actually made the tape to make him look bad and the public (except for his loyal supporters) is confused and thinks it’s him.

And yet you reply directly to the troll, thereby practically guaranteeing that his comment will bubble up to the top of the list as the “featured comment”, where it’ll be seen by hundreds, maybe thousands more people than if you’d just added your own post as a brand-new comment at the bottom of the list.

“The Consti-what? Never heard of it.”

The Rump’s actions and words clearly demonstrate his imbalanced mental capacity. IMPEACH NOW!!!

He learned from the best, Newt Gingrich; " So let me say on the record, any ad which quotes what I said on Sunday is a falsehood."

I guess we can thank the lying, cheating, racist Republicans for electing a lying cheating racist President.

It WAS you, Trump. Comey already had you wired. And you seemed to enjoy the little jolt The Wire gave you every time you told a lie. That’s why you now come up with more and more that get labeled “Pants on FIRE!”!

Trump seems to have forgotten that he already “apologized” for the comments. Of course, Trump forgets lots of things. Lots of brain damage will DO that to a person…….

Carl Palmateer:

“I thought Obama established that the President has discretion as to which laws are enforced. Wasn’t that his justification for DACA?”

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Another Trump Disciple believing that if he just demonstrates enough Hatred Of Obama, it will prove that Trump is not lying.

And that Trump is not a traitor.

By the way…looks like Rexxon is headed under the bus.

“I don’t lie. It’s Hillary that lies” – Trump

On tape swearing? Not me.

When Trump swore to uphold the Constitution, he thought it was old-time slang for certain body parts.

Wait for THIS to happen…https://www.rawstory.com/2017/11/westboro-baptist-church-to-protest-trump/

Maybe that was one of his clones (like Wheezy Waiter on YouTube). That would have been sexual harassment clone.

We have him on tape swearing, and we know his Executive Commands are being struck down because they are unconstitutional.