Nancy Classics by Ernie Bushmiller for April 03, 2019

And thus ends the saga of Nancy’s sheep, who we will never see again. Little lamb, we hardly knew ewe.

Probably sold it to her neighborhood abattoir !!

That’s a nice uncle. Thankfully, Sluggo knew where to start counting.

Dat was smart.

Created in the era before they sold naming rights to stadiums.

So there are 867 graphs with 8 vertices and a chromatic number of 5, but I’m not sure that’s why Ernie chose it.

How about: 3d full row down; under the word “DAY…”

he is planning on assaulting someone?……..guess i am missing the point here :(

also missing the joke!

nice

Why did she wait until he was that far along to ask?

Aw, forget it. It’s Ernietown.

ALTERNATIVE SCRIPT: SLUGGO: They built this stadium way back when baseball was the so-called “America’s Game”. 2- SLUGGO: But over time as our population turned more violent resulting in real shootings and violent content in video games, movies and TV… 3- SLUGGO: …America’s favorite sport turned from the pastoral baseball to chaotic, brutal football. 4- NANCY: Wow Sluggo, so you’re saying that America’s Game is sort of a metaphor for our society as a whole… SLUGGO: What? Hey look! I found a weapon!

And yet this Uncle, despite being gainfully employed as a bricklayer, still allows Sluggo to live without adult supervision in a hazardously dilapidated shack (Sluggo dwells in squalor.)

What? No treasure map?

Those lamb chops were scrumptious.

why not brick 3?

But too small a hole to sneak in.

Someday Sluggo will realize that it would simpler to somehow mark the brick.That’ll be the day after he learns how to properly pronounce “th”.

All in all it’s just another brick in the wall …