Tom Toles for October 20, 2017

Oh puhleeeeeeeze, we would love to have the chance to offer condolences to your family.

Your heel spurs have my condolences.

TO HEEL – {limerick}

We MUST bring The Donald to heel.

We MUST his errors repeal.

His tenure reveals

too many bad deals.

He puts us through quite an ordeal.

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It’s really scary how just when you think he CAN’T do something, or say something that’s even MORE disgusting then he already HAS done or said, he manages to find a way to lower the bar!

MITCH’S ROLE – {rhyme}

√ Is Mitch on Trump’s HEEL a SPUR

which slows Trump’s strident stride?

√ Or under Trump’s SADDLE a BURR,

hence Trump’s erratic ride?

√ Or is Mitch a SPUR on Trump’s BOOT

which speeds up The Donald’s route?

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Having no gene for empathy is just one of the many ways he is unqualified for the job

Insanity is never pretty. It’s a messy, destructive, compulsive show 24/7/365.

No empathy, sympathy, humility, or communication skills. Our clueless lying Moron in Chief.

His skull has my condolences as it has to house that “brain”.

Stop being so nice to CHarUMP Tolesy !

Investigate Niger-ghazi-gate!

Super Patriot Trump dodged the draft five times? Say it ain’t so.

He would have dodged it even more times, but he didn’t want to show off………

Why should they? They should have called the rest of the country to apologize to them!

Gee, I didn’t know that you could play sports if you had heel spurs.. Well maybe chess…? Something like that… But not tennis …?..or football…?l? Maybe he was a Checkers champion..???

Every time he opens his mouth I hear the song: “I gotta’ be me! IT’s ALL ABOUT ME!” Condolences from a vet or actual soldier is one thing, been there. False, phony hyporisy from the bone spur chickenhawk (or what’s found on the henhouse floor to be more accurate about "chicken….) isn’t consolation, but an insult to their memory. Even though Bush “W” deserted from the national guard, and GHW left his crewmen to die when he bailed (literally) on them in WW II, at least the signed up to serve. Trump is just disgusting.

McConnell was looking kinda glum for a while. He’s smiling today, but will he be smiling in 2018 after this …

https://www.commondreams.org/news/2017/10/19/51-gop-senators-just-voted-cut-15-trillion-medicare-and-medicaid-give-super-rich-and

The resident in the white house relishes bellicose language and performative violence, but he can’t handle the cost of war. He does not understand the human toll of war. instead he is self-absorbed with the deaths of soldiers.

Poor Trump, W got a phone call expressing condolences for being AWOL from the Air National guard and missing his mandatory physical examinations. It was a very hard time for W, though at least he didn’t have bone spurs.

Disgusting Republicans gutted Medicare. They said they would not, another lie.

In a medieval bent: We must drag him out and hack his spurs off. He’s not fit to be a knight.