Tom Toles for October 17, 2017

Or are they all the empty headed playthings women are?

Republicans hate birth control because it allows people to SIN! (i.e. have sex) without the consequence of pregnancy.

That also why they hate abortion — them sinners MUST be punished.

WE FRET – {limerick}

We fret. We’re drenched in cold sweat

that current events’ll beget

even further upset.

Things aren’t yet

as bad as things will get.

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A SCUZZ’s BUZZ – {1.40 limericks & a coda}

It cain’t git worse? But it duz.

Gals is worse off than they wuz.

This is becuz

so many a scuzz

gits a non-manly chauvinist buzz

by flaunting his power

by making her cower.

… Coda:

He needs a cold shower, to say the least.

Better, imprisonment might tame the beast.

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Republicans love to hold women down. There was not a single female on Trumps committee regarding women’s health.

Zervos accuses Trump of assaulting her in 2007. She first detailed her accusation during a news conference a year ago, before Trump won the 2016 election. She claims Trump forcibly kissed her and touched her breast.In a statement last year, Trump denied the allegations.

But in order to maintain my big club Viagara will be covered.

G.O.P.= ISIS.

Wasn’t “This is the way I was raised” the same excuse Adrian Peterson used for stripping and whipping his 4-year-old son?

Both the Republican party and the American Evangelicals seem to be conflicted in their identity, morality, self-respect, honor, dignity, and respect for others. Maybe that is why they are so closely aligned?

“…them sinners MUST be punished.” — BRAINDEAD

..But nobody ever thinks about the resultant child. What’s she getting punished for ?

Yeah I’ve said it before I’ll say it again. If the Republicans would spend as much time on gun control as they do on trying to control women’s bodies we’d have a much less violent country. One of the reasons why I don’t care whether or not Trump gets impeached is because if he does get impeached we will end up with President Pence. And president Pence will install a Christian Taliban who will ensure that all women will resemble Stepford Wives or the Handmaidens Tale. Or maybe his wife. Eeeewwwww.

Well at the rate things are going all those extra people may end up dying from all those liberal gun laws. Now that would be ironic. Especially if they are the “wrong” color people.

I suppose if he beats her to death with that club, he won’t have to worry about getting her pregnant. Less complaining when he grabs her pussy, too.

The Republican elephant seems to think its still a wooly mammoth……Would any of us REALLY be surprised to find out that Trump had paid at least one woman to have an abortion, or at least paid for it?

Pay no attention to the typo up above whether it’s behind the curtain or not.

I wish they could stop portraying Republicans as elephants, becuase elephants are gentle, caring animals.

They come from the age where they should have reptilian ridges on the backs.

Real elephants have a much more enlightened social structure than Republicans. If elephants could, they would sue the Republican Party for defamation.