Opus, Cutter John is NOT gonna like you moving in on his main squeeze…he may beam you right off the “Starchair Enterpoop” into the clutches of a Humongous Space Walrus with photon flippers! Or something…
Since when is an antarctic flightless bird “the U.S. Male (sic) Service”? What does the U.S. Postal Service have to say about this federal offense (abuse of a mailbox by a male penguin)?
John Smith over 6 years ago
Natural order has been restored and all is right with the world. Hope she’s not to busy too get him a sandwich!!
jrankin1959 over 6 years ago
Ooooh… Mr. B, you gonna get comments…
Masterskrain Premium Member over 6 years ago
Opus, Cutter John is NOT gonna like you moving in on his main squeeze…he may beam you right off the “Starchair Enterpoop” into the clutches of a Humongous Space Walrus with photon flippers! Or something…
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member over 6 years ago
Opus only gets away with that because he is cute.
If i tried that i would either end up in a cage or a rubber room.
Sisyphos over 6 years ago
Since when is an antarctic flightless bird “the U.S. Male (sic) Service”? What does the U.S. Postal Service have to say about this federal offense (abuse of a mailbox by a male penguin)?
Sherlock Watson over 6 years ago
Opus probably thought that anyone who’d order shoes by mail, as opposed to trying them on in the store, will go along with anything.
craigwestlake over 6 years ago
C’mon, who could resist kissing a talking penguin in their mailbox?…
Christopher Vickers over 6 years ago
That’s one way to get some kissy-face!
sufamelico over 6 years ago
Opus, you sly dog!