Free Range by Bill Whitehead for September 25, 2017

Now THAT’s a drunk!!

Deja brew – the feeling that we’ve been to this pub before.

Ha ha, alcohol causes brain damage.

Find a new bar dude

In fact, you’re the reason I drink.

He should go to the “Pickled Pony” (today’s Argyle Sweater).

… and you look just as good as when I met you, it must be closing time!

I’ll have what he’s having.

I ran into my ex-husband a few weeks ago at a sporting goods store. Hadn’t seen him in 15-ish years (even though we live in the same town). I literally did a double take because I did not recognize him.

If he remembers, he hasn’t drank enough mind eraser.