Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for October 07, 2017

I’d like a section of beef.

I’m just glad that every restaurant I go to is totally a no smoking section! I remember when you had to go through the smokers to get to the no smoking section, when you entered, went to the toilet or just left. Disgusting!

I’ll take the no talking aloud on the phone section.

The Liberty Cafe is on the highway going up to Blewett Pass in central Washington. Nice trucker’s place for breakfast or lunch. They have the “sit down and have some food” section.

I’m surprised that there would be a section for people who don’t want to be anywhere near nightshade plants. They are some of my favorites!

Plants have feelings, too.

Where’s the healthy and good-tasting section?

Our extremely divisive society is hard to please.

Oh who cares section for me

The full menu and full bar section for me.

Just give me a Big Mac and let me die.

Steak med rare with baked potato w butter and sour cream. Or Shrimp any way and a Caesar salad.

How about food, could we just have some food? Let’s start with meat.

More than once, my wife and I asked for the “No kids” section.

Hmm, nightshade plants free section would mean no tomatoes and a number of other delicious things. Looking it up, I see it would also mean no tobacco, but you can ban that by itself.

Anyway, gimme some carbs with extra gluten.

Where’s the beef!

I’m reminded of the SNL skit in which people were asked which section they wanted at the movies. “Loud gum-smacking section, or no loud gum-smacking section?”, etc. It would have to be updated for today, to include armed or not armed, uses cell phone during movie or doesn’t use cell phone during movie, and a few others.

Oh who cares section for me, when I go to a restaurant I am there to enjoy myself. I am more stringent at home

I’m a pescatarian, where can I sit?

they forgot smoking or non-smoking, service animals or not, kids or not, …

I’m not concerned about a special section, but please warn me if there is cilantro in the dish, as it would make the whole thing taste like chemical waste.

Since I almost never eat out, and always try to eat healthy at home, celebrations are for celebrating. Double bacon cheese burger, with extra bacon and extra cheese, please.

Actually, I’d prefer the non-nightshade family section because I’m not overly fond of tomatoes!

Which way to the real food?

To quote an old commercial, “Where’s the Beef?”

Put me in the ‘Oh, who cares section.’

I don’t cook beyond heating water so the rare occasion I do go out, with family paying, I do eat well. And have enough for at least 2 more meals.

Liberals are super good at taking the fun out of everything.

Humor lives on http://www.gocomics.com/nonsequitur/1995/01/13

Most people I know are generally Apolitical, they only think about politics near a presidential election. But food is worth talking about all the time. Italian beef or Chicago Pizza and I’m good.

Eat what you like. Oh, and quit whining.

It’s a trap, the Nightshade plant family is deadly poisonous, so they are just trying to get rid of everyone else.

Really? Could someone kindly point me to a restaurant where ANY of these exist?

Where’s the Netflix-and-chill section?

I’d take the “Oh, who cares?” section every time.