Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for June 30, 2017

I only provide the fabric, don’t blame me for how it is used! Sandy is not going to be a model in the next catalogue.

Sandy’s Dak consumption needs to be curtailed. So does Whiteheron’s, but that conversation is better saved for another day.

The ladies of the local chapter of the WTCU are on the warpath, those guys should watch their backs!

Obviously another happy customer of the Tiki Bar.

At least it’s shallow.

Whoa… if Sandy loses his balance, he might grab that little handle, thinking it’s a tree branch at the water’s edge.

A quick downward pull, and he’s flushed away to China, on the other side of the world!

Rose…um…. careful about giving these guys that warning when they’re three sheets to the wind.

Last time somebody told Sandy to watch his back, he tried so hard to see it over his shoulder that he spun himself into a tangle.

No diving!

In a word: ick.

Hokey Pokey commode version.

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Show me the way to home

I’m tired an’ I wanna go to bed.

Had one little drink about an hour ago

An’ it went , whu? Whered mu drunk go ???……

Man. A person likes to be socia….soch….so…friendly and people get all huffy. George Washington drank and nobody said a thing to him. And he slept around…

Is there anything squishy between his toes?

Personally, i prefer the bushes out back.

Wet… Sandy… “Sonofa… Beach!”

I’m concerned that he keeps his toiletries on the toilet, which is nowhere near the sink. Unless that basin is doing double duty, then I’m even more concerned.

I heard that WHITEHERON is no longer allowed to usher at his church, following the incident of the morning after his revels at the Tiki.

Seems that when suffering the results of oversampling the adult libations cheerfully dispensed by the intrepid Fenton, our bleached bird gets a bit tongue tied.

He confused and upset poor Mehitabel Moongroper ( easy to do considering her age and girth ), as she sat in the front row of the church, by saying: " Marden me padum, but this pie is occupewed. May I sew you to another sheet ? There’s more chew’s at the back of the perch !"

One good reason to keep the lid down.