Tom Toles for May 31, 2017

His objective for the whole country, not just the government.

Trumps tweet May 31, 2017 12:06 am ET

Despite the constant negative press covfefe

Yes, that is the entirety of the tweet and I posted it how Trump spelled it.

For all we know, Trump could be having a medical crisis right now.

TRUMP and SAMSON JUXTAPOSED – {a rhyme}

Samson demolished a place

which was full of Philistine enemies,

with a blast of strength super-human. …

… In the destruction now, in The Donald’s case:

himSelf a philistine, the dead are frenemies

destroyed by his weakness, by his lack of acumen.

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DRACULA’S CHOPS – {a rhyme}

Trump and his minions and supporters suck

our nation’s life-blood. These perps run {amok} amuck,

biting with Dracula’s chops

alashing like turboprops,

with vicious snarlings like triceratops

while our body politic flops then stops.

Let’s move to Canada; let’s change to Canuck.

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The disjointed sentences are old news, but does "covfefe’ count as a new symptom of dementia?

Nothing will be said until the day they find him in a closet drooling on his shoes…

The “Orange Sphincter” strikes again. With no liberty or justice for anyone.

With all of his obtuse behavior, habitual lies, total fabrications, and complete narcissism, where no one can trust a word he says, CAN a president be removed for medical/mental reasons?

His Alzheimer’s is getting worse.

Alt-heimer’s.

OVER THE CLIFF – {limerick, coda, image}

We read the news and we think

that Trump brings us up to the brink.

Quicker’n a wink,

before we can blink,

our country is going to sink.

… Coda:

Trouble’s afoot;

we’re going kaput.

We’re over the cliff

in just a jiff.

… Image:

http://www.queenforaday.fr/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/mariage-original-398×600.jpg

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Crazy Trumpee’s House of Cards, offering discounts on all Russian deals.

A complaint ‘bout this page’s “replies” {witch ah’ve dun wroten in Wes’ Texis vernacular}: = = = Sumtahms this page dudn’t list mah replahs. Fer instunces, a cupla replahs I jist-reecintly dun wroten: √ tew “RO…ON”: “Thanks for your compliments to your colleague commenters. It beefs up Ever’buddy’s moods”, … an’… √ tew “EMPT…”: "{back to the Nerf-baller}: I like to blame my eyesight for such errors {my eyes goo-up when I lookit stuff for a few seconds, – so I don’t proof-read well}. – BUT ackshully my goofin’s are just my goofin’s. … … Maybe Trump’s problem lies in his ego’s being so yuugely pleased with his spleen’s production, that he exults rather than proofreads his steaming spleen-spewings.”

This is as great as he can make it. Who knew making America great by taking away healthcare, starving kids and rewarding the rich would be so hard?

It’s not unusual when a person under tremendous pressure cracks from the stress but, usually, someone notices and takes corrective steps. Why are all the Republicans standing around with their thumbs in their mouths letting it just play out ? Indeed, they’re busy cooking up their own absurdities.

Clear the swamp from the top down.

The problem with a “staff shakeup” is that there has to be a staff to shakeup!

Hey, has anyone else seen this video on YouTube: It’s a Message for Donald Trump from Former Mexican President Vicente Fox. It’s a serious message to tRump done with quite a bit of humor and snark.

Looks more like a White House shakedown.

It’s actually wonderful that we haven’t seen his Neolithic Cranium Cabinet do anything lately. I suspect all in hiding til this blows over, unless they’re called to testify.

Is this just another distraction from the GOP’s agenda ?