Tom Toles for May 04, 2017

‘Bout right. But there’s a lot more destruction in their sights.

The Rump loves a good drama where all the attention is on him. He doesn’t care about any of the consequences.

When you have Lenin loving Bannon as your adviser, the destruction of America comes first.

back to “STIPPLE”: Your rhyming-words cue this limerick:

WORDS which RHYME with “…ENTION” – {a limerick and a coda}

Trumpism makes for tension

and additional stuff we might mention: -

- stark apprehension,

dysfunctional dissension,

and decline into abject declension.

… Coda:

THIS is the Alt-Right’s INTENTION!!

We hold them in fierce reprehension.

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@ STIPPLE:

Aha, now I discern Donald Trump’s political agenda. Basically he plans to increasingly set American citizens and institutions against one another in order to achieve a more muscular America. It’s a variation of Charles Atlas’ “Dynamic Tension” method (“Dynamic Tension” is a registered trademark of Charles Atlas, Ltd.), a self-resistance exercise method which pits muscle against muscle. Recall all the cool Charles Atlas ads of yore. Uncle Sam is tired of being a 97-lb. weakling, having (Mideast) sand kicked in his face. Soon Uncle Sam will follow the Trump exercise program and punch out those international bullies. So, all you girly-boy Democrats, please lay off, or you will get a right-cross to your collective jaw! (- (-

.http://www.artofmanliness.com/2011/09/28/being-a-gentleman-at-the-office-the-dos-and-donts-of-business-etiquette/

.(Ignore the second half of the link, “Being a Gentleman at the Office: The Dos and Don’ts of Business Etiquette.” It’s for loooooosers.)

Gawd help us, if we could only look away !!!

Sorry, but what we REALLY need is someone to explain to the wimps in "Con"gress how the 25th Amendment works…

A bit tired of the Trump bashing

Trump would use a government shutdown to increase his power. We are on the way to a dictatorship.

Someone in authority needs to confront Donald Dork, physically shake him, and scream STOP LYING!

Give him a wedgie too.

anOther Trump-basher you might choose to by-pass:

NUTS {in all caps} – - – {a rhyme}

Whether it’s This way or That his mouth flaps,

his base regardless will give him their claps.

Bi-polar, perhaps?

NUTS {in all-caps}?

Oh, When will The Donald’s tenure elapse?

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yet anOther Trump-basher to skip:

PEPTO-BISMOL™ – {a limerick}

Things under Trump are dismal.

Not merely depressing; – abysmal,

wholly deplorable,

wholly abhorrable.

A feller needs Pepto-{Bismol}-Bismal™.

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He just wants the REST of the government to shut down so he can run everything with his “executive” orders as a dictator. Get real.

Trump’s brain is constipated, and he just wants America to know his pain. America first!

Watch Trump and the republicans get more insane and extreme in the coming months.

And those darn Democrats STILL have not approved ANY of Trump’s nominees that haven’t been nominated yet.

Pundit Thomas Friedman: Has the first 100 days of the presidency made Donald Trump nuts?

I don’t ask that question as a doctor. I don’t do medical diagnoses. I ask it as a newspaper reader. You read all of Trump’s 100-day interviews and they are just bizarre.

Out of nowhere Trump tells us he would be “honored” to negotiate directly with the leader of North Korea, after weeks of threatening war. Out of nowhere he says he would consider a gasoline tax to pay for infrastructure. Out of nowhere he says he is considering breaking up the nation’s biggest banks. He also insists that his Obamacare replacement legislation contains protections for people with pre-existing conditions that it doesn’t.

There’s barely a dictator in the world for whom he doesn’t have praise. And he repeats a known falsehood — that Barack Obama wiretapped him — and tells reporters they should go find the truth, when, as president, he could get the truth from the F.B.I. with one phone call, and when pressed whether he stands by that allegation, answers, “I don’t stand by anything.”

Good idea; close down the government, declare martial law, suspend the Constitution, disband Congress. Nothing will get in our way of making America great again.

Trump putting America last yet again. When will it be great again? When will it at least be as good as when Obama was president?

He never specified what he means by “Make America Great Again”.

Yes, they will pay attention to you, and then they will blame you!