Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for April 26, 2017

High tech hunters, cell phone snackers.

Want better results? Place those sunken tablets and phones by the shore.

Likely candidates for The Darwin Award

Two out of three ain’t bad, eh?! They’ll be left to their own devices……

The crocodile that swallowed the phone is now starring in the latest remake of Peter Pan…… the ring tone’s louder than the ticking clock.

Why hasn’t Larry the Croc thought of this?

Am I the only one who looked for golf bags at the bottom of the lake?

Texting while being eaten?

Masterskrain, You may have notice Larry’s not the smartest croc in the pond….

Here in San Diego we had someone who was texting walk off a cliff into the ocean. He joined the Darwin Society.

Evolution in action.

Speaking of social media-centric distractions and swamps, have you heard about this orange-tinted fella who has tiny hands?

Nature has a way of culling the herd!

Yep, thinning the gene pool

Distracted!

We prefer to think of ourselves as involved and socially advanced.

Brilliant!

Yay! Wileygators! But won’t the leaky batteries from the tablets poison the water?