Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for April 18, 2017

So few lives, so many couches.

Fake news.

…or claw marks.

Not in our house

With 5 cats and a St. Bernard, I don’t know if there is anything that doesn’t have hair on it

My cat died 10 yrs ago and I’m still finding the occasional hair.

I have one and you can’t use it. How’s your angst now?

It’s in my house and that’s why I’m not wheezing.

True cat angst is waking up and realizing that you are supposed to be napping somewhere else.

Are you sure, kitty? I’ve certainly never seen one.

I have friends that are pet owners, and I have to clean my chairs and sofa whenever they spend any time visiting. I also take meds before they show up as I’m severely allergic to cat dander, but they’re good friends.

Cats were once treated as Gods and they have NOT forgotten that.